Tim kicked things off with his bold claim that flight chat is the most boring conversation topic ever, and naturally, our listeners jumped in to agree, argue, and share their takes. Then, we unpacked the results of the CSIRO’s “Chart Your Fart” app, courtesy of some very dedicated (and honest) participants. Let’s just say, it’s a wild ride of smells, sounds, and surprises.

Over in the Glossys, Paris Hilton is making waves by claiming she’s never had any work done. The team had thoughts, and you’ll want to hear them. Next up, we dived into the fascinating world of the South Korean Space Out Competition, where doing nothing for 90 minutes is an art form—and one that earns top prizes!

Finally, the showdown of the century: Kylie Minogue versus ALDI. Kylie’s $25 rosé has a budget doppelgänger that’s selling for $16, and it’s sparked all sorts of drama. We even roped in our “ALDI Booze Floozers” to share their best budget wine hacks. This episode has it all, betches. Tune in!

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