Today’s show is packed, let's go! First up, we ask what you were born with after hearing about a baby born with two fingernails on its thumb! Then we’re off to Japan, where you can rent an old man for less than $7—because why not? We also chat about the craziest movies you’ve seen, including this Amy Adams flick, Nightbitch, which sounds… well, awful. Plus, how boring are you if you need a divorce from yourself? One woman is finding out! And in a bit of cheekiness, we hear how Katy Perry rewards her hubby for cleaning the house—it’s definitely X-rated. Celia Pacquola also joins us fresh from a new season of Thank God You’re Here!

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