Tim's back, and we kick things off with a heart-melting (and hilarious) letter from his son Alfie about smelly school bathrooms — he's a poet in the making! We dive into the Australian Idol recap, then hit the Glossys: Trump toes take over DC screens, Pat Schwartz whinges about being a nepo baby, and Meghan Markle’s been dropped by her Hollywood agency. Plus, we tackle the viral emergency contact trend, and discover why sleeping naked might just be the ultimate health hack.

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