A man got 40 sausage rolls for 40 years of service—who needs a Rolex when you’ve got pastry? Balenciaga is charging thousands for a coffee cup clutch and a bracelet that looks like Scotch tape (yes, seriously). Plus, Kim K is officially a lawyer, Tom Cruise eats popcorn like he’s never seen food before, and Brittany Snow’s date fell asleep mid-pash—hot.

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