Get ready for a masterclass in bed rotting as Ricki-Lee schools us on this epic new way to be a sloth. We’ve got listeners spilling the beans on their top-notch bed rotting strategies—who knew lounging could be an art form?

Ever wanted to ruin someone’s holiday just for kicks? Well, one crane worker did exactly that by casting a giant crane shadow over a sunbaker’s beach bliss. If you’re looking for tips on how to be a petty legend, this story’s for you!

Ever wonder why you should sit down to pee rather than stand? Apparently, research says your bum’s best mate is your throne, not your feet. We break down why being a proud sitter might just be the way to go!

And don’t miss our chat with Joe Hildebrand—media maven, journalist, and all-around cheeky bloke. He’s joining us for a round of Quick Draw, and guess what? Tim’s stepping up to the plate for a rare appearance in the game.

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