Time for the Glossys, guuuuuys! Cristiano Ronaldo has signed a new contract with a Saudi Arabian club and the amount is nuts! Victoria Beckham's dog Simba ate her $500 advent calendar! Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson' visited a 7/11 store in Hawaii that he used to steal Snickers from. Aaaand P!nk purchased an abstract painting made by chimps!

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