Brace yourselves Stoners, Brandi wants MT to carry this episode because her face hurts after getting a fresh set of veneers. She does manage to tell us about her most recent trip to New York, hitting the clubs in your 30s, and her killer Halloween costume, though. Tizzle is in an excellent mood and preaches about female empowerment and combating agism. She's the happiest and most confident she’s ever been! Your hosts talk about how wild it is that all these older men are marrying 20-year-olds, and speaking of literal children, Brandi is very upset with the main character’s choice of boy on The Summer I Turned Pretty. Dear MTs have them chatting high design, feeling behind in life, and managing money. Lastly and most importantly, Tizzle would like to retract some advice she offered last week after some tough love from Dom. Enjoy! 
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Mother-daughter duo Tish and Brandi Cyrus hop on and hot box their mics every Thursday to give you stoners an inside look at Hollywood's craziest (and most fun, obviously) family. Each week they rehash Cyrus family stories and share their hottest and highest take on pop culture and current happenings. Mama Tish is a wealth of wisdom, and if Brandi can get her to focus, she'll help ya'll out with whatever it is you're going through in their Dear MT segment. Plus, for all the Cyrus vs. Cyrus fans out there, they've got a High Design segment to satisfy the interior designer in us all. Be sure to give us a follow and come along for the ride ... we have absolutely no idea where it's headed. Sorry ... We're Stoned.

Personal Journals

Society & Culture

History

Philosophy

Places & Travel

Arts

Literature

Performing Arts

Design

Food

Fashion & Beauty

Visual Arts

This week your hosts are joined by Top Celeb Plastic Surgeon, Dr. Ben Talei, a renowned figure in the cosmetic surgery world who has redefined the landscape of aesthetic enhancements. Dr. Talei is confident he knows this world better than anyone, inventing revolutionary procedures like the lip lift and calling out mediocrity left and right. His journey underscores his belief that learning from average people only makes you average, and he is far from it. We cover it all in this episode, from threads, sculptra, fillers, C02 lasers, red light therapy and more. Plus, Dr. Talei offers advice to young people out there thinking they’re getting preventative procedures, alternatives to filler, shares skin tips to look younger longer, and plays a juicy game of truth or toke. Grab your vice of choice and brace yourself for a wild ride with the doctor who doesn’t hold back. Enjoy Stoners!
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Youthful Secrets from Celebrity Plastic Surgeon Dr. Ben Talei

Welcome to a very special Mother’s Day episode! Your hosts are joined by BFF and fellow mama, Susie Chambers. Her and Tizzle reminisce on how they met 15 years back, and the type of mom they would be if they were stoners back then. MT then hops on her soapbox and shares how we all should be taking CBD oil every day. The trio talk about what every mom really wants on Mother’s Day before diving into High Design (Susie is the ultimate interior designer, be sure to check out her page below!) Lastly, they chat zodiac signs and favorite memories before answering your Dear MTs and playing a hilarious game of Truth or Toke. Enjoy Stoners and be sure to send the episode to a mama in your life!!!
Be sure to follow @chamberdesigns 
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Cheers to Mamas! with Tish’s BFF Susie

Singer-songwriter Kacy Hill joins the gals to talk about the industry, her music career, getting out of tough relationships and overcoming heartbreak. This episode has us questioning if Kacy and Tizzle are secretly long-lost twins—these two are so in sync, they could finish each other's sentences! From moving on to bigger and better, to battling flight anxiety and worshipping at the altar of Lana Del Rey, they’re one and the same. The trio also discuss the challenges of working with labels as an artist and making friends..before Kacy opens up about impostor syndrome and being signed by Kanye West. Hear all about her epic collabs with Travis Scott and Kid Cudi, and get the inside scoop on her latest masterpiece, "Bug." Enjoy Stoners!!
Be sure to check out the new album and follow Kacy @kacyhill 
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Navigating Icks & Tough Relationships with Kacy Hill

Mama T and Brandi are comin' in hot this week with a solo episode AND a new momtra: if you’re not with us, you’re against us. Your two hosts are choosing happiness as they catch the stoners up on some recent controversial fashion trends, dive into Tool Time Tish’s exciting renovations, and discuss the power of a southern accent. They’re also putting it all out there on Truth or Toke, where they discuss if they've joined the mile-high club, what exes they've drunk texted, and who they are currently stalking on social media. Plus, Brandi gives her top tips to doing Vegas the right way, and Tish reveals who she recently smoked a big fatty with!  Enjoy Stoners! 
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Don’t Even Try to Squash My Happiness

Go best friend, that’s my best friend! This week Brandi’s bestie Val joins the duo to dish on her impressive career and relationship. Val used to work in PR for Nasty Gal, and now works in brand strategy and runs her own company — no biggie. After chatting how she girl-bosses it up all over LA, they dive into relationships and what makes Val’s 16-year relationship work. Then, they get into your Dear MTs and a game of Truth or Toke, chatting Denver recs, High Design, hidden talents, and biggest insecurities. 
Be sure to follow Val @valpina_ 
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