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Remy is joined by her boyfriend comedian Ben DeMarco to interview another comedy couple; Caitlin Peluffo and Steve Rogers. We discuss our recent blowout fights, which one of us lies about his dick-size, who said 'I love you' first, and everyone's horrendous first impressions of each other.

Trigger Warning: In our introduction this week we discuss police brutality, how important the Black Lives Matter movement is, and what to wear/bring to a protest. We also list several charities to donate to, which are listed below our partners.

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Charities to Donate to:

• The Bail Project, a nonprofit that aims to mitigate incarceration rates through bail reform.
• Black Visions Collective, a black, trans, and queer led social-justice organisation and legal fund based in Minneapolis-St.Paul.
• The National Bail Fund Network has a directory of community bail funds to which you can donate, along with a COVID-19 rapid response
• A Gas Mask Fund for black youth activists in Mineapolis
• The NAACP Legal Defense Fund, which supports racial justice through advocacy, litigation, and education.
• Communities United Against Police Brutality, which operates a crisis hotline where people can report abuse; offers legal, medical, and psychological resource referrals; and engages in political action against police brutality.
• Northstar Health Collective, a St. Paul–based organization that provides health services and support at protests.
• The ACLU, which provides legal services and support for a broad range of people with civil rights complaints.
• Free Them All for Public Health, which aims to free incarcerated people amid the coronavirus pandemic, is raising money for people who have been arrested during New York City protests over the weekend. What doesn't go toward local bail will reportedly be sent to other cities, and COVID Bailout NYC.
• The Atlanta Solidarity Fund is raising bail and bond money for jailed protestors in Atlanta.
• No New Jails NYC aims to keep the city from constructing new jails, and to instead divert funds that currently go toward the police and incarceration toward housing, ending homelessness, mental health, and other community support systems.
• The Know Your Rights Camp, an organization founded by Colin Kaepernick that provides education and training in black and brown communities, set up a legal fund for Minneapolis protestors.
• Fair Fight, an organization founded by Stacey Abrams that aims to end voter suppression and equalize voting rights and access for fairer elections.

Protesting Safely:

What to wear

• Nondescript, solid colour, layered clothing, cover identifying tattoos
• Goggles and mask
• Heat resistant gloves
• Hair tied up
• Emergency contacts written down

What to bring

• Water for drinking and tear gas
• Snacks
• Cash/change and ID
• Washcloth
• Bandages and first aid supplies
• Ear plugs
• Protest signs

Don't Bring

• Cellphone without first turning off Face/Touch ID, going on airplane mode, and disabling data
• Jewelry
• Anything you don't want to be arrested with
• Contact lenses

Trigger Warning: physical /sexual abuse, slavery, and child torture. We begin with idiotic banter and spontaneous beat-boxing from Remy and Ben as they chat about how Rick and Morty continues to inspire this podcast, Remy's new obsession with Madison Beer, and a deep dive into the Call Her Daddy scandal, ultimately both questioning: could this all be a hoax a la LonelyGirl15?? Then we jump back in time to September when Remy and Charlotte had the extreme honor of interviewing Katie Ford at Nanny's. Katie (former CEO and Chairman of Ford Models) tells us about how she sold Ford in 2007 to work as founder and CEO of the non-profit Freedom for All, which focuses on fighting sex trafficking, debt bondage, forced labor and child labor. We discuss how Freedom for All and their partner organizations have been able to save over 10,000 people but also discuss the tragic number of people who still need help being freed from various forms of suffering. Finally we discuss what growing up with models all around her house was like (Katie's parents started Ford Models in 1946) and what giving up the business meant to her. If you or someone you know is in trouble (sex trafficking/modern slavery/ etc.) contact: The Polaris Project 888-373-7888

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Remy is joined by her friends and fellow NYC comedians, the ridiculously funny hosts of Mango Bae; Pranav Behari and Usama Siddiquee. Prepare to guffaw on this wild LOLercoaster full of truly one-of-a-kind wet dream stories from BOTH of our guests, a WAY too in depth look at Tik Tok, and a rousing (arousing?) game of "Should You Put This In Your Ass?" Pranav and Usama compete for the title 'How Cum's Sexiest Man' as they talk feminism, treating people properly in bed, and why the best men value successful funny women, instead of being intimidated by them. Finally our guests talk about growing up in Hindu and Muslim households with immigrant parents and how those experiences impacted their sex lives. Also, we get a deeper look into the Kama Sutra; spoiler alert- it's NOT ONLY sex positions! Enjoy.

CW: Heteronormative/ gendered language

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Mentioned in the episode:

Buzzfeed Quiz: Should You Stick This Up Your Butt?

Richard Gere and The Hamster/Gerbil Urban Legend

This week Remy, Ben and How Cum were featured on Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City in the wildest clip we could've ever expected! In the beginning of our episode, Remy and Ben discuss behind the scenes drama + how they feel about what went down and then we jump back in time for Remy's interview with woman/ reason it all happened; Bravolebrity and podcast host Chanel Omari, star of Princesses: Long Island. Our guest waxes poetic on how to be 'cool' while Remy asserts that Chanel's perceived vulnerability and openness is what made her so relatable on her 2013 show. Chanel reveals how a public breakup on national TV brought on insecurities that affected her cumming ability, and why feeling safe with a partner plays such a big role sexual experiences for her. Chanel also discusses what dating is like as a celebrity, the hardships that come with being treated as an achievement, and why it is important to be your most authentic self in all aspects of life. She has recently started a podcast with Dina Lohan called, "Listen to Me, The OG Mama D."

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Trigger warning: suicidal ideation, substance abuse and death- but it's a really fun one, we swear!

This week we're joined by Instagram God, Legend, "Daddy," (whichever you prefer--)Tank Sinatra - AKA George Resch; the man behind the memes and @TanksGoodNews. In this episode we discuss Nanny's legacy, how Remy is coping with her very recent death (recorded in early December 2019), and George tells us how his relationship with his late grandmother shaped him for the best.

We talk about dealing with loss, why death exists, and how to stay positive through dark times. Tank talks us through his sobriety journey, hitting rock bottom, and how to turn your life around by seeking out the good. We discuss how to go from co-dependent to healthy committed relationship, and why you shouldn't search for someone to "complete" you. Finally we talk family drama, parenting tips, stoic philosophy, and almost as if Nanny had requested it herself: GOSSIP. Why do we love it, and is it what makes us human?

CW: Heteronormative + binary language

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Books and Authors mentioned:

The Missing Piece - Shell Silverstein

The Obstacle is The Way- Ryan Holiday

The Daily Stoic- Ryan Holiday

Authors/ Thinkers:

Emmet Fox

Ekhart Tolle

Neale Donald Walsch - Conversations with God

Dale Carnegie- How to Win Friends and Influence People

We're talking *comedy couples*, Christianity, and confusing cums this week with hilarious standup comedian Taylor Tomlinson. Currently quarantined with her new (also comedian) boyfriend Sam Morril, Taylor tells us about how living together unexpectedly has been and how a joke she made led to their Web-Series "New Couple Gets Quarantined."

We also talk about Taylor's Christian upbringing, and how an abstinence-only education may have led her to have "better sex" than her friends but also the guilt it caused within her sex-life. We hear about the difficulties of staying "pure" as well as how she opened the floodgates' after receiving head in a parked car on a dimly lit suburban street. Taylor tells us how she has learned to set boundaries in order to filter out bad relationships and what phrase lets you know that you're dating a keeper. We also hear about Remy's new family dynamic, forgetting what your exes' bodies look like naked, and all the UTIs vulva owners are getting while banging inside.

CW: Heteronormative language

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Today's theme song was covered by our Cumpanion Maja. Find her on Spotify under "Maja and the Missing Orchestra"

We're talking love and relationships in the time of quarantine with none other than sought after psychotherapist Vanessa Marin, who specializes in sex therapy and couples therapy.

She gives us insight into maintaining a happy relationship while working and living in such close quarters, navigating new relationships while being quarantined separately, and dating in quarantine as a single person. (How?!)

Finally we discuss Vanessa's online programs that help you transform your sex life from ordinary to extraordinary, all from the comfort and privacy of your own home. [Courses like The Passion Project: A Couples' Blueprint To Rediscovering Desire And Reigniting The Spark and Finishing School: Learn How To Orgasm.] Open up those ears and legs, and hopefully we will all emerge revived and more sexually equipped. Enjoy!

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Also mentioned in this episode:

The Domestic Abuse hotline: If you or someone you know is stuck in a situation that is unhealthy please reach out to https://www.thehotline.org/help/

Bit of a trigger warning on this episode with the flagrant and unfiltered (yet wildly empathetic) comedian Andrew Schulz. Andrew goes deep into why he thinks women like true crime, his innovative dating strategy for deciding someone is going to be his girlfriend ("The Two Week Rule"), and his views on pegging, the male g-spot, rim jobs, and queefs.

We get to travel back in time for this one [recorded in October] and Andrew tells us all about his *new* girlfriend >> fast forward THIS week is their 1-year-anni (!!) Cumgrats.

Finally we talk growing up in NYC, how to know a guy is cumming without verbal cues and Andrew describes a sex position that he says is '8/10 guaranteed to make a woman squirt.'

TW- Heteronormative/binary/homophobic/trans exclusionary language + body shaming

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mentioned in this episode:

Vanity fair article about city kids in groups

Creative story 'Twelve'

Legendary sex therapist, podcaster and host of SiriusXM's Sex With Emily, Dr. Emily Morse stops by to dispel sex myths and teach us how to have the hottest sex of our lives!! Strap in, strap on, this one is going to be CUMAZING.

We learn about "The Kivin Method," (a wildly erotic and way more effective new way to go down on a vulva), prostate milking, and the best ways to store your sex toys. Dr. Emily then teaches us about navigating boundaries and asking to do new stuff, the biology of the honeymoon period, and how to get out of your head during sex with another person. We hope you enjoy this one as much as we do!

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Toys/ Books Mentioned in the Episode:

Toys: We Vibe Touch, We Vibe Rave, Unbound bullet, Doc Johnson bullet, Je Joue Gii kii, Je Joue Mimi, Womanizer, Satisfyer, Plus One, Sweet vibrations, Crave Vesper, & Aneros Prostate toy.

Books:

Women Code - Alisa Vitti

Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight! - Emily Morse

Good Vibrations Guide: The G-Spot - Cathy Winks

We've cum back! No, it's not an April Fool's Joke, we wouldn't do that to you during this nightmarish pandemic.

We kick off the season by taking a much needed deep dive into mental health with comedian and mental health advocate, Kelsey Darragh. The topic? Maintaining sanity. During quarantine as well as when we're back in "normal life." We talk stress, depression, anxiety, suicidal tendencies and how to develop coping mechanisms for when the going gets tough. Kelsey talks us through her experience with panic attacks and how a simple 'how-to' list for her boyfriend went viral. Remy makes a list of her own to help you laugh through the pain and see the positive side of being stuck at home. We hope that you love this episode as much as we do. Stay safe, stay sane. Welcum to Season 3!

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