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Because Donny is a better friend than Chelsea, he is on his best behavior to cover Chelsea’s favorite movie of all time: The Royal Tenenbaums. And after a deal with a fairy, Chelsea learns the hard way to trust her gut. We don’t know if Ben Stiller is the shoe shoe in his family, but he certainly is in Donny’s heart (and netherregions). You don’t need to be cuckolded in the Rainforest Cafe to know that Luke Wilson has never looked better than in THAT scene of this movie. Don’t be an old f*ck butt! Check out our sponsors this week and help Donny get a new computer.

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This show may be a bit much at times, but not this episode where the Cute Ones discuss mammograms, pRep, diva cups, and what voice Chelsea would use if Donny stuck his thumb up her butt. The two also discuss white trash face, annoying hobbies, and the M. Night Shyamalan super hero movie, Unbreakable. And they may have successfully tested psychic, but you don’t need to take the test to know DONNY WILL NOT WATCH SUMMER HOUSE. DON’T ASK.

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Happy birthday, Chelsea! She may not be middle aged, but she has purchased a necessity: props to turn blonde, and she looks fine; and Donny purchased another important thing: a Cameo from Boy Meets World’s Angela. If you’ve been burned by West on Summer House, don’t worry: you can trust us. (But also trust a therapist because… you need help.) The duo jumps in to discussing hot dog eating contest drama, the Practical Magic sequel, and the importance of french fries in every meal. And if you’re listening to this in the shower… wash your feet.

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If you're in the quiet car, make sure this episode is muted because Chelsea's threepeat (not the first) brother is here to discuss "The Core," and don't worry - he brought a spreadsheet. Roger Ebert may have loved it, but none of these three did. They do, however, love discussing Chelsea's brother being left home alone, Hilary Swank's haircut, terrible science, and the worst fast food pizza.

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Organized fun is IN, Cuties, and so is the hottest tea about Charlotte the Stingray. Besides the obvious aquarium scam, Chelsea and Donny discuss homophobic children, Renaissance Fair weirdos, the Traitors season 3 cast, Taylor Momsen’s bat bite, Jennifer Lopez canceling her tour, and the lack of a RHONJ reunion. They also discuss Alec Baldwin and Hilaria’s TLC show and Andy Cohen taking photos of mean celebrities.  Don’t forget to rate us 5 stars (on here or The Blowers!) God help you all.

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Chelchella is here, the birthday girl is in a crystal crown, and Donny has been punched in the nuts (after he rips a hair from them) - it’s time to cover some of Chelsea's favorite films, including “Wedding Crashers!” If you’re playing a drinking game, stop - you’ll surely die if you take a shot whenever Chelsea quotes this movie. Besides the movie and (too many) quotes, they also discuss a possible reboot of The Swan, Donny’s perverted cat, a secret language between Chelsea’s daughters, and the Hadfield Family Reindeer Games. Also, when will Lil’ Chrissy from Vanderpump Rules be on The Traitors? Men wearing pants: be careful because Chelsea will try to make you c*m! (Donny is no athlete, so you’re safe from him)

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After Donny’s eventful weekend that included Red Robin, a bachelorette party, learning to play pool, and hanging out with Andy Cohen, he and Chelsea are here and ready to recap the week’s biggest headlines! With a week that brought us a pause for Summer House: Martha’s Vineyard, a moment of silence for Nicki Minaj’s dear friend Princess Diana, and North West’s stage debut; the duo decide to discuss Bethenny Frankel’s ban from Chanel and casting rumors for the upcoming season of The Traitors and the newest Knives Out movie. (Cuties, this episode was recorded on Wednesday, May 29. Lindsay Lohan has not been confirmed, but Kerry Washington, Jeremy Renner, Mila Kunis, and Glenn Close have been.) But enough of that - it’s Slutty Boy Summer; grab the closest 3” shorts you got and show off that bussy, fellas!

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Harriet M. Welsh may write everything she sees, but Chelsea takes whatever gummies she sees, and today - it’s melatonin. So buckle up, Cuties, because you’re in for a RIDE. Besides talking about this iconic life-ruining middle school menace, the duo also discuss people watching (what a waste of time!), their experience in the school paper, and roast beef privates (justice for Lauren Conrad). Then, tea is spilled about the Survivor 46 finale party. Also, Donny may make burn book entries using Chelsea’s childhood photos, but please don’t DM him agreeing with his opinions of her!  

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Donny doesn’t know what he’s doing with his life, but at least Chelsea’s brain has snapped back (...did it?). In a week that has brought us the belly buttons of the Summer House reunion, Ben and Jen divorce rumors, a This Is Us reunion, and Chad Michael Murray’s marriage reflections, Chelsea decides this is NOT a safe space and decides to talk about… Tom Hanks. And while the Cuties mourn the loss of Red Lobster, they still make time to discuss the most important topic: their avatars in the Project Makeover app.

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