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Donny’s got a new doctor… and a new diagnosis. The good news? Chelsea (who is not in a fur vest) saw “Oh, Mary!” and has a retraction from (incorrect) education she spewed a few weeks ago. More good news? The Cute Ones hung out this week, and they visited… a landfill? All in the same week that the Pope passed and Sarah Michelle Gellar signed to return to the big screen! Also, Dr. Bald is hot and will take a picture with you on the street (there’s proof on the Patreon if you don’t believe us)! 

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The Cute Ones are here to answer a very important question this week: what IS eating Gilbert Grape? Donny and Chelsea aren’t sure, but they ARE sure that Arnie knows a secret (and that Donny shouldn’t do his Arnie impression in public). Besides the movie, the two discuss alliteration, vegans’ opinions on bug deaths, Chelsea’s new vocal stem, and their favorite water towers.

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The Cute Ones discuss the latest book in the Hunger Games universe, Sunrise on the Reaping! Also, should Big Dick Donny get a toupee?

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Happy April 14, Cuties! To celebrate (is that the right word?) the 113th anniversary of the Titanic sinking, Donny and Chelsea are pairing up with the chaotic minds of Zach and Sloane, hosts of the Mummy Dearest podcast. The four discuss why cruises are the perfect vacation, why your friends shouldn't do their own thing on group trips, and what they'd do if they had 2.5 hours to live. Also, remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to kidnap children?

This is a crossover event covering Titanic. To listen to coverage from the first VHS, listen to Mummy Dearest!

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Chelsea had PMS this week and decided to channel her womanly rage into a fight with Donny about Garcelle Beauvais and Lisa Rinna, even though they're aligned on loving one and hating the other. Something else they can agree on: it's Noor's, friend of the pod, fault. The two also compare their weekends, and Donny's was... traumatic, to say the least. Then, they discuss Million Dollar Secret on Netflix, where God's Country is, hating April Fool's Day, and podcast icon, Suni Williams, hating her husband. Also, is it okay to call your friend a warthog?

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Donny Appreciation Month has come to an end, and the Cute Ones are Marshmallows, Veronica Mars. That’s right - on this movie podcast, Donny and Chelsea are covering… a television pilot. And also “A Walk to Remember” for about three minutes. The two also compare the relationship with Veronica and her father to the ghastly duo of Lorelai and Rory Gilmore, plan future Halloween costumes, and vent about a “I hate a secret” b*tch.

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Chelsea is hungover from being vulnerable but Donny is NOT hungover from last week (because he knows his body and doesn’t take shots!). In reality TV news, Garcelle has announced her departure from RHOBH and E! Online has announced their (very wrong) lineup of best Housewives. Also, it must be a day that ends in “Y” because fake casting for “The Traitors” is making its way around the internet, and the Cute Ones are livid. If you’re excited for Donny’s birthday, please fill out the survey!

See E's ranking of Real Housewives HERE!

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Is Moulin Rouge, the movie about dying in a brothel, appropriate for children? The Cute Ones figure it out! They also get to the bottom of what it’s like being buried in a Pringles can and who comes up with ideas for strip routines. Then, Chelsea and Lil’ Herpes discuss consumption. A lot.

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