Britney Spears’ TELL ALL memoir is here and so is the man who started the #FREEBRITNEY movement, Jordan Miller! He reads Britney’s best-selling memoir (so YOU don’t have to) and breaks down all of the shocking details.
Plus! Jessi’s EX is dating GIGI HADID, if you dance with your hands up, YOU’RE OLD, Paris Hilton’s baby is being bullied and Emily Blunt IS a bully? This is a nesting party of an episode, so settle in with some soup and sourdough and enjoy.  
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If U Seek A Book with Britney Expert Jordan Miller

Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture.&nbsp;But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&amp;# is Bhad Bhabie?&nbsp;She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The Real Housewives, a straight man who knows about sports, or the only person she could find who actually got Taylor Swift tickets.&nbsp;
The conversations might last three minutes or the entire episode. They can be deep or&nbsp;petty, but they’ll all be eye-opening and HILARIOUS.&nbsp;New episodes drop EVERY THURSDAY wherever you get your podcasts! And if you read this entire description, you’re pretty much obligated to CLICK SUBSCRIBE and leave a 5 STAR REVIEW!
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Bennifer is allegedly OVER and Jessi is NOT OK. She puts together a complete timeline of their supposed break up to try and make sense of it all. Then, put on your caps and gowns because we’ve put together the BEST (Hi Jennifer Coolidge & Jerry Seinfeld) and WORST (Hii Harrison Butker) commencement speeches from the past week. Plus, Jessi unpacks the disturbing P Diddy footage and why it might land him in prison. 
Then, Vanderpump Rules Season 11 is almost over and Jessi hasn’t watched it.  Instead of dedicating 18 hours to screening every episode, she dedicates 18 minutes to phoning the award winning hosts of the podcast ‘Even The Rich’ Brooke Siffrin and Aricia Skidmore-Williams to explain it ALL. Crack open a White Claw, and enjoy. 
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Love Do Cost A Thing w/ Even The Rich’s Brooke & Aricia

Jessi is ready to SPIT SOME BARS and START SOME FEUDS with a lot of very famous, very powerful people this week.  In case you were too dumb and busy to follow the Drake Vs Kendrick Lamar feud, Jessi is breaking it down song by song, insult by insult. This beef is the Ashlee Simpson vs Lindsey Lohan of our TIME. Then Gavin Rossdale is dating a woman who looks JUST LIKE HIS EX Gwen Stefani, and Jessi can RELATE. Plus ABC announced their new Golden Bachelorette and the Biebers announced their new Golden Baby!
All of that and hot takes on Bradley Cooper’s Eras Tour dancing, Rihanna’s upside down toddler, Zendaya’s fashion revenge, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie’s reunion and that baby on the floor at the Taylor Swift concert. Oh, and a voicemail that will make you call your mother. (after that, call JESSI to leave a Voicemail, HERE: 323-448-0068 ) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Very Meaty (hip hop) Beef

Jessi has returned from Las Vegas where The Lovers and Friends Festival was… CANCELLED. She unpacks the disappointment, the desperation, the DM’s to Backstreet Boys and the $57 cocktails that ensued. Then, Jessi does not hold back when she crowns the BEST, WORST and SEXIEST dressed at the Met Gala. Comedians did NOT HOLD BACK when they insulted Tom Brady at his Netflix roast, but did they go to far? And are we still boo’ing Kim Kardashian? Plus … find out which A-List celebrity stalks her online trolls. 
Plus! In honor of Mothers Day, Jessi is Phoning her MOM- they discuss their (opposing) parenting strategies, Jessi’s childhood, being a working mom THEN Jessi gets her mom’s HOT TAKES on Celebrity News (HILARITY and a lot of “WHO’S BAD BUNNY??” ENSUES) Happy Mothers Day PHONIES, enjoy this episode in lieu of flowers. 
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Mothers and Friends w/ Jessi’s Mom

Jessi is LIVE from TORONTO for her official Joe Fresh Collection Launch (IN STORES & ONLINE NOW) and she's taking you along for the ride. From stalking-I mean- meeting Cindy Crawford at the airport, to hosting a roller-skating rager, it's been a (fun-filled fashionable) week and Jessi's sharing it all! Then, we issue a formal apology to Taylor Swift and we should probably issue one to Blue Ivy and Beyonce as well after Jessi GOES OFF on the new Lion King prequel. #BRINGBACK90SDISNEY
Plus! We found the ONLY PERSON ON EARTH who has never heard of "Baby Shark" , and we contemplate smelling like Fried Chicken with the new KFC Fragrance (this is not a joke, it's a perfume that smells like BBQ Chicken and it MUST BE DISCUSSED). Oh and we'll listen to the new Sabrina Carpenter single and LAUGH at Jessi LAUGHING?  Spray on your Satsuma for an all new EPISODE!
As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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Smells Like Satsuma

Swifties BEWARE: this week, Jessi is sharing her unfiltered opinion about The Tortured Poets Department, please don’t torture her for it! Her 6 year old son Dray also stops by to give his (hilarious) thoughts on Taylor Swift. Then, Kim Kardashian clears up online rumors about herself and so does Jessi, Victoria Beckham turned 50 and Mark Zuckerberg is HOT??
Plus! Jessi phones one of the most successful female business owners in Canadian history, Knix founder Joanna Griffiths. How did she create a $400 million dollar underwear business? What is the first thing she spent her millions on? Is it true she auditioned for MTV with Jessi? If you’ve ever thought about starting your own business, this episode will give you the motivation to GO FOR IT. Jessi is leaking in her leakproof knix underpants with excitement for you to listen to it. 
As always, leave Jessi a voicemail about ANYTHING, HERE: 323-448-0068

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If U Seek A Book with Britney Expert Jordan Miller

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