We’ve figured out the ultimate “you’re old” test — and it happens in hotels. If you’re still lining up at reception to check out, handing over your key like it’s 1998, it’s a dead giveaway. The rest of us just ghost the place — key in the room, express checkout, TV checkout, done. Even some housekeepers called in to say they’d prefer you tell them, but sorry, we’re keeping that extra hour of our day. So… are you a hotel ghoster or a front desk sticker?

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