Jordana and Dr. Naomi kick off this week’s episode with a rage-fueled rant after Jordana’s vet visit for Ronnie the dog goes from zero to WTF real fast. Then it’s on to listener chaos, starting with an overshare from a Betch who wants to tell her boss, “I’m chill where I’m at,” without sounding like she’s given up on life. (Can you vibe at work or nah?) Keeping it corporate, another listener is spiraling over whether to jazz up her LinkedIn with a lil’ title inflation—especially after seeing her former coworkers playing fast and loose with the truth. Girl, is it a resume or a fantasy novel? This week’s Intention segment features a newly diagnosed Celiac warrior trying to survive the gluten-drenched nightmare that is literally every menu. And it’s not just Jordana having a triggering week—listeners write in with their own personal horror shows, from invasive egg retrieval interrogations to a ghost-town wedding group chat that has one bride wondering if she should just elope and call it a day.

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