We kick off this special birthday show with things you never want to think about again. Then we watch some thrilling footage of the world Excel championships and get a visit from the one and only Clippy. Then we hear some family bombshells after a groom exposes his bride’s affair at a wedding. Then it’s time for the Wednesday Wheel and Ricki versus Joel in the whisper challenge. Finally, we end off with some theme park pukes!

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