Today we learned that Melbourne Airport is getting its own reality show and Joel is fuming he didn’t get the hosting gig — someone get Network 10 on the line, stat. Science has finally settled the age-old debate: the chicken definitely came first, thanks to a very specific protein. We also dove into some messy billionaire beef between Trump and Elon (it's giving Mean Girls energy), discovered that whiskey can apparently be made from diabetic urine (cheers?), and confronted the disturbing tale of Perth’s infamous poo jogger who’s now a biohazard-level repeat offender.

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