We kick off the show trying to talk about dog theft, but Kate absolutely rinses Joel about his croaky voice. We played the last round of Married At First Website of the week, and Joel is undefeated. Then we’re onto that viral video of the people falling down in the boat (see it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-nfzcUiPk) and we ask ‘How’d You Lose Your Sunnies?’. We pose the question to the two American talk show queens, Drew Barrymore and Kelly Clarkson, who will reply to our request to be on our show first? Then it was into some awkward birds and the bees chat after a couple in the UK didn’t realise. you had to have a session to have a baby. We go through some trivial reasons why people have cheated on their partner, and into a big Robbie Williams biopic (or is it bio-pic?) chat.

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