We kick off the show with kids being cruel with their words, then we get into some classic breakfasts. Then we chat about the worker in the US who is begging people not to print their naughty photos at her job because she has to see them… Joel doesn’t understand what “screen printing” is. Then we play Loan Ranger with Ranger Stacey. We cover the fallout of Will Smith’s Oscars in the Glossy’s. Then it’s into some two-timing Tinder tales, and is Kate wearing Nova Boy’s jumper? Then we cover a random sighting in Deuxmoi’s Instagram. It’s a double barrel phoner! How far did you go to get a bit of peace and bloody quiet?/ How long have you been stuck at the airport? Then we play Joel Jivin’ The Piano Edition.

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