Lu & Jarch

Today on the show Lu and Jarch put their friendship to the test with "7 Questions You Should Ask Your Best Friend". And Jarch has done something that's left his wife a little unhappy. SEEYA MONDAY! 

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Today on the show Jarch performs a song he wrote for his son that always stops him sooking. We put his lullaby writing to the test and challenge him to create the first ever “baby bingle” for Monique and her 9 week old son Hugo. We also want to know – what happened to you while you were dressed in a costume?

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A South Australian bookstore has had to ban 2 teenagers who kept humping on their couch, so today on the show Lu and Jarch call some other bookstores pretending to be the horny couple. And Jarch tried to scare Lu in the carpark…but it didn’t go to plan. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Today on the show Judge Jarchy settles a case about working from home. A man has been caught crawling out of a spa to avoid paying the bill – so we want to know how far you went for a freebie. And poor mummy has suffered yet another injury.

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The people of Australia are being bombarded with the 2026 Census, so today on the show Lu and Jarch launch their own sillier census to find out if people wipe their bum while sitting down or standing up. And we play Undercover Lover – find out if Laurens boyfriend Lachlan will lie for her.

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear the questions your kids have asked you – after a little boy on school camp asked his dad if he needed surgery because he couldn’t poo for a few days. We perform our fastest, most energetic bingle to date, and we have a laugh about the times we’ve been roasted by our families.

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It’s National Friendship Day today and Jarch proved his friendship to Lu by pulling a giant hair out of her chin. Lu did something at the park that people are calling controversial, and we want to know if you’ve got one-sided beef with someone.

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the things people used as toilet paper before it was invented. Listeners share their biggest undie achievements, and Jarch reads out a hilarious review one of his friends left.

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know if you’re cursed. A new married couple have done something embarrassing at their wedding that’s got the internet talking, and Lu’s boyfriend Lachy has thrown her under the bus in front of a stranger.

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – when did your phone interrupt the moment? After the AusAlert interrupted the start of our show, and Sam Armytage’s alarm went off live on breakfast TV this morning. We play Go Fact Yourself, and Lu has offered a new service to people who get in touch with the show. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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