Lu & Jarch

Browny’s first show!!! Chris Brown is covering Jarch for the next few weeks, and today on the show he gave Lu some feedback on the name she’s chosen for her new puppy. Plus, we share some of the best one liners to say to a man when he’s pissing you off. SEEYA TOMORROW!  

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It’s Jarch’s last show today… but before he disappears for a few weeks to welcome his first baby, Lu and Jarch announce who’ll be joining the show from next week. And the kids of Australia have done Jarch a solid, they’ve shared their best advice to help prepare daddy for his new role as daddy. SEEYA MONDAY!

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know what you signed up for while you were drunk, after Junior Tafa agreed to his UFC while blind in Bali. And Lu and Jarch leave a fabulous (and slightly unhinged) voicemail for a local restaurant. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Today on the show, Lu shares that she’s been bitten on the bum by a spider. We ask – what bit you on the bum – and the stories did not disappoint! An Arsenal fan refused to shave his beard for 10 years until they won the premiership, so we unpack a few beards, and Lu has a theory about the Toblerone.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Someone's been stealing Jeremy Clarkson's urinal cakes, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know the most useless thing you've ever stolen. Plus, it turns out calling your boss a dickhead isn’t a sackable offence if you work on a construction site. But don’t worry if you don’t want to risk it, Lu and Jarch have come up with a list of alternative insults for you to use instead. SEEYA TOMORROW!  

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It’s a brand-new week and we’re kicking it off with a broken team… Lu has lost her voice, and Jarch has done something before the show that has him walking in a very questionable way. We prank a good friend of the show, and people share stories about the diabolical things their partners did during labor. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Today on the show Lu discovers what a cuddle café is, then heads downstairs to ask a random barista for a hug. Jarch attempts his first “sexy” bingle for a small Australian business, and we find out why the chainsaw was originally invented.

SEEYA MONDAY!

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Today on the show, Lu struggles with some quick maths. And the people of Australia have asked google for a brand new feature…and it could involve your ex, or your boss! Oh and we give away $1000.

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Today on the show, Jarch makes a huuuuge claim that he’s in the top 1% of drivers. We might need to put him to the test! Plus we find out the meaning behind some of the common phrases we use daily, and there are 8 things most men believe they can do…men, do you agree?

SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Today on the show Judge Jarchy decides whether or not it’s okay to steal something from your sibling. A cop reveals the best “get out of a speeding ticket” excuses, and Lu and Jarch test the boss to see who is the favourite. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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