It's ratings day and JB and Billy are extremely up and about. Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report with more details on the UFC event at the White House on Independence Day next year.

AFL newsbreaker Cal Twomey calls in with the latest trade news and rumours on Sam Draper, Marcus Windhager, Zach Merrett and heaps more, then Billy does a deep dive into why our ratings are so high.

Topics Brayshaw wants to know about the stupid rules you've encountered, we've got an enormous event happening on Grand Final Eve Eve, the Wacky World of William looks at the Iowa State Fair's Husband-Calling Competition, and President of the Devon Meadows Panthers calls in as his side hopes to win its first Seniors Grand Final ever this weekend.

Hawthorn's Massimo D'Ambrosio is on the phone after their big win over GWS, and Billy has an Irish joke to finish the show.

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