Wanna know what happens when four degenerates with low testosterone and bad judgment get together to solve legal dilemmas, talk porn algorithms, and debate the ethics of peeing yourself for Nine Inch Nails? Welcome to Episode 39.

🧠 Ian drops Random Facts about signal lights, milk, medieval words, and porn search stats.

🥵 Mikey diagnoses everyone with Irritable Male Syndrome, aka Male PMS, and the crew takes the highly scientific IMS symptom quiz like broken middle-aged men in denial.

🧼 The waxing countdown is on: Stroke’s ass will be waxed soon. But first, can we find a waxer willing to handle his...situation?

🍆 We talk gangbang queens, mommy milkers, foot-fucking for gay men, and whether Jenn would be a total man whore if she had a dick (spoiler: yes).

But it's not all foot fetishes and male menopause

🧑‍⚖️ The episode, we welcome our new show lawyer for the first-ever "Rick In The Law" segment:

• Can you sue your ex for giving you herpes?

• What happens if you fart-trap your friends in a truck?

• Can you fake being a lawyer to scare a landlord?

• And why lighting your car on fire might be smarter than letting cops search it.

🚽 We play Florida or Not

🙏 Then we head into the Confessional:

👀 No felon dating game this week because Jenn forgot. She’s drunk. Probably. Again.

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Cowboys cry. Raccoons get drunk. And someone’s dad might be cheating on Instagram. Episode 38 of America’s Loudest Podcast delivers the most unhinged game segment yet and a confessional pile of emotional damage you can’t unsee. Also: ass swabs. For real.

💥 Stroke makes a grown-ass cowboy cry in a karaoke bar, then drops science about raccoons in buttholes. Yes, you read that right.

💥 Ian gets philosophical about dick pics, balls, and breast milk all in one segment.

💥 Jenn brings WTF News including zombie squirrels, fart spray attacks, drunk raccoons, and a fungal superbug so nasty it requires a literal ass swab test.
💥 Mikey introduces “Did They Die?” — the worst game ever — where the crew watches intense video clips and tries to guess who survived. It’s dark. It’s wrong. It’s glorious.
💥 Plus: Digital Dick of the Week pits DoorDash Dahmer against Boiler Bus Bandit — a Motel murderer vs. a 75-year-old school bus driver who tried to cook kids alive. Vote now on Spotify.
💥 And in Damn Problems: Is a 12-year-old racist or just funny? Should you tell your best friend his daughter is on OnlyFans? And what do you do when you find proof your dad’s cheating in his DMs?

🎃 Mikey also unveils the Top 10 Halloween Costumes That Should Probably Be Banned ... including teen sexy nurses, baby cigarettes, and the cursed return of Fabulous Frank the Gay Flamingo.

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America’s Loudest Podcast returns with whale handjobs, strip club lies, and a scuba-suited Florida Man who pulled off the most badass Disney robbery of all time. Episode 37 is a sweaty mess of skunk beer, disappearing dogs, and confessions that probably require a legal team.

💥 Stroke brings Florida Man madness involving meth, sea turtle eggs, and flying children.💥 Ian hits us with random facts no one asked for, like how Hitler got a Nobel Peace nod and why your beer smells like roadkill.💥 Jen turns mustard bottles into erotica during “Smut or What?”💥 Mikey reads Confessions feature drive-by ex-stalking, secret Snapchats from the boss, and one guy who jerked it in his girlfriend’s mom’s bathroom — because of course he did.💥 And in Digital Dumpster Fire: a violinist KO’s a stranger, a subway pisser marks her territory, and a high school football player channeling WWE breaks a kid’s back.

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Episode 36 of NOT That Damn Show is pure gasoline on the dumpster fire. Mikey and his family almost get family T-boned by a Cybertruck douchelord, Stroke debates whether his asshole waxing is medical or sexual, and Jenn admits she got fired for the “hard R” without ever saying it.

The crew dives headfirst into Jimmy Kimmel’s spectacular fall, why late-night TV is DOA, and the corporate/advertiser chokehold that makes “free speech” a punchline. WTF News serves up a singer with a corpse in his Tesla, porn stars getting punched at meet-and-greets, and Costco toilet paper riots. Toss in “What’s Their Damage?”, the new game of public meltdowns, and you’ve got America’s Loudest Podcast at its absolute glory.

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Stroke’s dodging Facebook death threats, Target’s out here selling pants with built-in vagina lips, and somehow we end up in a full debate about whether our d**ks qualify as “pretty.”

Along the way we run into a woman blasting her neighbor with a flare gun, a lady who registered her dog to vote, squirrels that jerk it for fun, and a Craigslist couple recruiting for their 100-man urinal fantasy league.

Then we break down the worst products ever made, from exploding blenders to killer airbags, before wrapping it all up with dumpster-fire videos that prove humanity is circling the drain.

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Stroke gets into a flag fight so dumb it almost ends with FBI involvement all because he pissed off some CA clown with a trolling post. The guy even threatened to cave in his skull. Normal stuff.

Mikey tries to keep the show grounded, but that goes to hell once Ian starts braggin about all the stupid shit he's bought.

Meanwhile, Jenn defends her taste in long-ass, boring movies. Smut or What returns, and yes it's just as disturbing as you remember. Also, if 50 more people join the Patreon, Stroke has agreed to wax his butthole for your entertainment.

Oh, and Jesus has a six-pack now.

It’s NOT That Damn Show. And you’re welcome.

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Episode 33 of America’s Loudest Podcast starts heavy with 9/11 ... yeah, we went there. Real stories, conspiracy chatter, and the weird quiet that followed. Then we do what we do best: derail into the dumbest shit imaginable. Bigfoot is just blurry, Disney employees had crabs, Trader Joe’s is running psy-ops with their parking lots, and Big Bread is burning your toast on purpose.

Craigslist? Absolute filth. Birthday blowjob requests, pussy-eating contests with prizes, and some guy who literally wants to guzzle strangers’ loads. Florida Man shows up with foot fetishes, bug spray assaults, Chuck E. Cheese credit card fraud, and an inflatable dog strangling kids. Confessions hit even lower: cheating dirt squirrels, loogie sex gone wrong, and some dude admitting to sex in a church. Sprinkle in random facts about syphilis weddings, frog orgies, and why grandma smells like death ... boom, that’s Episode 33.

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The crew is back with the first of TWO episodes a week. What could go wrong?

• We kick things off with the Patreon Party and That Damn Night Out – karaoke disasters, Ian’s casino luck, Thunder Cover murdering the stage, Stroke rolling in late, and yes…the cops showed up.

• Voicemails bring us everything from OD's in Stockton CA stories to a hype man who might be our new intro guy. And Jesse is back!

• Then it’s Netflix time: we rip into Unknown Number: The High School Catfish. The story of a Michigan mom who spent over a year catfishing her own teenage daughter. Naturally, this leads to our Top 10 Shittiest Parents breakdown.

• Creepy or Crazy is back with minimalist hookups, fate-obsessed texters, and mirror sex. (Don’t ask.)

• WTF News with Jenn drops gems about doctors warning you not to poop-scroll, a fugitive in a Speedo, and a Santa Barbara clinic scandal that’ll make you bleach your eyes... We have the video

• And of course, the Urban Dictionary Game nobody asked for

It’s a lot. It’s dumb. It’s us.

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Thursday, we’re taking you from heavy to ridiculous:

• 🛩️ 9/11 – we start serious with a clip to “never forget” and our own memories.
• 👽 Then it flips into the Top 10 Harmless Conspiracies people actually believe 
• 🙏 Damn Confessional – anonymous sins from the Dammits that’ll make you feel better about your own life.
• 🐊 Florida Man – back with another round of gator-loving stupidity.
• 🍆 CraigsLust – the horniest corner of the internet, read out loud so you don’t have to.

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They said it couldn’t be done. So we did it live, loud, and in front of a massive crowd.

This episode is the full recording from our first-ever live show at The Boardwalk, and it was absolutely unhinged in the best possible way. Lara came back. Amanda grabbed the mic. Confessions got weird. Dicks were flying. And somehow a gay flamingo ended up on stage.

🔻 What’s inside:
• The night opens with a funeral for Sacramento radio and all radio 📻
• Lara returns and reflects on That Damn Show and what came next
• Craigslist gets weird

• We play FL or Not with the crowd
• Amanda from RAD Radio makes an appearance
• A Dammit shares a gut-punch story about grief and the return of the show
• Confessions from the crowd that should’ve stayed buried
• Aftershock giveaways, penis guns, merch, and more dumb shit

And Thunder Cover closed out the night with an unbelievable set.

If you weren’t there you missed out. 

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Reno guy writes in, we drag 98 Rock again, and Mikey wonders if we’re about to completely tank our first live show. Stroke rolls out a Florida Man highlight reel featuring sharks, drunk teachers, a drug drone, and a dagger-wielding jester. Ian piles on with his contrarian takes, Jenn gets her first official roast in song form, and somehow we end up knee-deep in confessions that should’ve stayed buried.

This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

• Listener email from Reno → why people cling to comfort even when it sucks.
• Nervous promo for That Damn Night Out (Thunder Cover, Aftershock passes, giveaways).
• Top 10 Celebrity F*ck-Ups.
• Lincoln High kid gets body-slammed by a cop.
• Florida Man: gun in a backpack, drunk teacher, shark bite, fake dentist, meth drone, and a psychedelic jester with a dagger.
• Damn Problem: the $98 tipper date, the $2k vacation voucher, and more.
• Stroke-ified song debut: “Write It Down, Bitch” (Jenn roast).
• Listener confessions that prove our fans need therapy.

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🎟 That Damn Night Out → August 30 @ The Boardwalk. Mikey, Stroke, Ian & Jenn live on stage, Thunder Cover bringing the noise, Aftershock passes on the line, and more bad decisions than bring a dick gun to a flamingo fight.
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