Episode 50 and we thought, “Hey, let’s do this one LIVE.”
Bad idea? Maybe. Hilarious trainwreck? Absolutely. This one’s got listener voicemails, live comments, dream sex with Ian, confessions involving drive-in theater vomit, and the debut of a new romantic classic: “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt.” Jenn gives us WTF News, Ian brings a Top 10 List that’s… something, and we wrap with the worst game ever invented: Like A Second Song.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.

• A listener wrote an actual song about Ian

• Mikey drops the world premiere of the new Strokeified anthem, “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt”

• Voicemails include dreams, dunk tanks, and violent karaoke bar brawls with pool balls

• One listener forgot a butt plug was still in until it launched into a toilet like a gunshot

• Jenn reports on the Duck Guy jerking off in public during WTF News and we all feel unsafe

• Ian’s Top 10 List of Fast Food Items That Should Come Back is literally the worst list ever.

• Damn Problems include: TikTok addiction ruining marriages, discovering secret sex toys, and a serious libido mismatch

• Confession about a blowjob so vile it’s now banned in 17 countries

• The game “Like A Second Song” is absolute chaos.

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Episode 49 is a masterclass in low-brow genius. Stroke’s obsessed with assholes, Ian’s defending freedom for naked chainsaw guys, Jenn’s fighting school drop-off rage, and Mikey’s trying to figure out how the hell they still have a podcast.

There’s “Can We Stop” meltdowns, Florida Man’s bowel-related crime spree, and a Viking turd so legendary it deserves its own museum wing. Then the crew plays the new trivia game “Beat the Cock,” and everyone loses their dignity trying to answer before the rooster crows.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast!

• Stroke unveils Ass Facts, a new educational series for degenerates.

• Jenn’s mom-rage reaches DEFCON 1

• Ian explains why “Run, Forrest, Run” should be punishable by public shaming.

• Mikey tries to stop the team from talking about poop. Fails instantly.

• The gang debates tramp stamps, Chinese tattoos, and parental delusion in youth sports.

• The confessions section spirals quickily

• A deaf go-go dancer, an amputee hookup, and nut-brushing

• “Digital Dick of the Week” is back. Vote on Spotify

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Stroke’s d*ck broke a land-speed record this week. He’s two testosterone shots in and suddenly his girl needs an ice pack and a sabbatical. Meanwhile, Ian’s live bar performance of “No Wrong Hole” becomes a real "crowd pleaser" Jenn breaks the news about Starbucks bear riots, and Mikey tries to figure out why South Lake Tahoe is crying over a city seal.

Then it gets dumber:
– A stepmom finds the Pornhub tab open… and she’s the category.
– A listener sends in a song about buying dicks with a credit card.
– A guy runs a secret Instagram account just to simp in private and thinks that’s normal.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.

🗣️ A guy ends a voicemail with one word: “moist.” Then hangs up. Power move.

🧻 Listener confesses he remembers only two phone numbers: his childhood home… and 916-312-DAMN.

📆 Dammit Nick complains that our merch is $19.99 and $20. We respond with spite pricing. $21.87, bitch.

🧂 Troy returns to the comments section to roast Jenn and Mikey… then confesses he’d still bang Vanna White.

🥦 The gang revisits foods they hated as kids but love now. Except mushrooms. Mushrooms are still bullshit.

🔄 Can we stop pretending DoorDash is worth it? Mikey goes off on $40 cold Pizza.

🐺 Aliens are watching Earth like it’s a reality show. And season 2025 sucks.

Plus Random thoughts and The Bass Akwards Song game.

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This one hits harder than a rollercoaster duck to the face. The gang fires shots at SeaWorld lawsuits, modern-day radio, and the death of privacy then Mikey drops the most accurate '90s nostalgia banger of all time.

Stroke relives his Jerry Springer trauma, Ian becomes a wet dream, and Jenn freezes like a malfunctioning OnlyFans stream.

Plus, Florida brings us coke-snorting teachers, naked intruders, duck-induced lawsuits, and a dude smashing pumpkins because the internet hurt his feelings.

Also, someone tracked their wife. And it might be legal. What the fuck?

• 🎤 Stroke’s Jerry Springer clip resurfaces—shirtless, pissed, and fully white trash

• 💊 Florida teacher shows up to class on coke, lets kids hit her vape, then sells snacks. Capitalism.

• 💩 Naked Florida man breaks in, poops on patio, writes “blessed and drugs” in shit

• 🤯 Listener confesses to fantasizing about Stroke’s girlfriend (yes, really)

• 🧠 The 90s Breakdown: Mikey’s top 10 list of things Gen Z will never understand

• 🎟️ Real talk about how radio, TV, cartoons, and Taco Bell all went downhill

• 🧑‍⚖️ Legal Q&A with Rick In The Law: Can you track your spouse’s car? What if someone else reports your crime?

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We found out Google thinks our show is about dengue fever and dick rash. That tracks. From there it only gets dumber. This episode has it all: karaoke rage, foot fetish crimes, hangover confessions, and a brand-new Strokeified banger — the Dirt Squirrel National Anthem. Also, someone scheduled sex like it’s a fuckin’ dental cleaning.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.

• 🦠 NTDS vs. NTDS — The crew discovers they’re fighting SEO against tropical diseases like “Chagas” and “dungy fever.”

• 🥴 Hangover Jen — Sunglasses, puke bucket, zero regrets.

• 🎤 Karaoke Vigilante Strikes Again — Ian goes full rage-DJ on mic-grabbers and drunk idiots.

• 👠 Shoe Bandits & Butt-Legos — WTF News gets uncomfortably specific.

• 🛏️ Stroke’s 10 Reasons Women Are the Worst

• 📆 Calendar Sex is Real

• 💌 Damn Problems One listener finds out she’s the side chick.

  
  

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The gang returns with another unfiltered round of oversharing — poop confessions, weird hygiene talk, astrology nonsense, and an honest debate about which Halloween candy belongs in hell. Craig’s Lust makes a filthy comeback, someone learns what “sugaring” really means, and it all ends in snacks, shame, and laughter.

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🔮 Astrology talk that goes absolutely nowhere.
🍬 The official Halloween candy tier list gets violent.
🔥 Craig’s Lust returns for another sticky disaster.
🚗 Digital Dumpster Fire: baby, car, chaos.
🍪 Cookie crimes and munchie confessions.

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🚨 Today on America’s Loudest Podcast:

The gang stumbles into Episode 44 speaking fluent sarcasm and zero Gen Alpha. Stroke’s weekend gets torched by a cursed “couples game” suggested by Mikey's wife Mandy, someone’s girlfriend moans the wrong name during sex, and the crew drops a Strokeified banger for the parents — because none of us know what the fuck “6-7-9-11” means.

🚨 This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

🧠 Jenn drops a Top 10 list of things men do that absolutely suck — and it’s disturbingly accurate.

📞 Voicemail of the Week: Listener Future Steven calls in from the past with a love letter to the show. He’ll hear his own message in like, 15 episodes.

📉 Damn Problems: Can a marriage survive cheating if the cheater’s doing the work but still getting punished every damn day?

😬 Confession: She moaned the wrong name mid-thrust. Real name. Not a dream. What the hell do you even do with that?

📰 WTF News:

• DoorDash driver stabbed by hill people with 7 kids

• AI homeless man prank gets SWAT called

• Japanese dude scams $24K worth of food deliveries using 124 fake accounts

🎧 Game Time: Guess That Sound — is it a cat barfing, a seal mating, or Stroke’s mom farting through a kazoo?

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Today on America’s Loudest Podcast:
The gang blasts into zero gravity sex 🚀, commits mild medical fraud 🏥, and drops a Strokeified power ballad that will ruin your marriage and your soul: “No Wrong Hole.”

⚖️ Rick the Lawyer returns to explain why toothbrush cum might be illegal and how to legally shoot someone in the balls.

🌴 Florida’s got:
• Nut-biting drunks
• AI-generated rape hoaxes
• Cheeseburger assaults
• Beach baby neglect
• And a hooker brawl with dad 😬

📺 Ian ranks the Top 10 TV Theme Songs, and the confessions get real filthy — we’re talking pink eye, tampons, and a possibly radioactive butthole wax.

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The gang slides face-first into Episode 42 with pumpkin patch PTSD, death comets, and two new contenders for the horniest songs of all time. It’s definitely not family-friendly... unless your family’s into docking, vasectomy stories, or Elk Grove Kia jingles.

This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

• 🎃 Mikey & 2N watch the Goonies in a field of genital-wart-covered pumpkins

• 🍆 2 new Strokeifieds “The Power of My Dick” — a New Dicks on the Block classic & Organic Vagina (nobody asked for this)

• 💚 Damn It Jessica returns with the filthiest song we've ever played

• 🚨 WTF News: Alien motherships, $20K pumpkins, and murder in a Tesla

• 🔥 Breakdown: Top 10 Guitarists of All Time — who made it, who got snubbed, and why Slash deserved better

• 🧼 Smut or What? – Featuring Brazilian massages, anime girls running, desk-humping, and something called “soaking”

• 💌 Damn Problems: Surprise Starbucks ≠ romance. Also, is it your job to rat on your co-worker's cheating wife?

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🎧 Today on America’s Loudest Podcast, things get uncomfortably hilarious FAST. From thermoses shoved up asses to 100 bloody tampons thrown on a lawn, this episode is equal parts felony and freakshow. This is America, People.. Its not us.

The gang debates:

• What to do if your girl’s OBGYN is a smoke show 👨‍⚕️🔥

• Is it ever okay to NOT tell your spouse about old nudes?

• The Digital Dick of the Week showdown: Notebook Rape Threat Guy vs. Bodybag Halloween Psycho 🎃📓

• A Florida man turns his colon into a coffee thermos ☕️🍑

• Public brawls, dildo poetry, face tattoos, and a full roundup of felons who look like they bathe in meth 🧼🔥

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• Stroke ranks lowest in a gay dude’s smash list

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