We kick off the show with the Queen cancelling her birthday plans for the second year in a row amid family drama. Then we open up a heavy mailbag and cover some flat earth drama, an accusation from our radio mate across the ditch, Bree & Clint,  and wet T-shirt competitions. A pair of 12-year-old girls were trapped in a train overnight in Glasgow, and we asked ‘You Spent The Night Where?’ We cover some Sharon Stone memoir bombshells and a Britney Spears sighting in the Glossy’s. Orlando Bloom’s ridiculous. Daily routine was getting roasted online, so naturally we had to pick through it. And wow. It’s. certainly something. We cover a farting pastor who claims to heal people with his fluffs – and there’s a two-month wait list! We talk about alternative health tips and our Producer gets named-checked… Did the surprise backfire? We tried to get into a story about a Russian influencer, but got bogged down in the pronunciation of Australian magician Cosentino. Kate gives us a stellar tease for one of her stories for tomorrow…

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