Three NSW hospitals (Tamworth, Wollongong and Royal Prince Alfred) have pigeon infestations with bird poo dripping from ceiling vents and patients catching bird lice that causes red bumps, itching, and disturbed sleep. We asked Sydney what they've caught and Kelly from Miranda admitted she got COVID from licking a window while on school duty "just being silly," while Charlie from Little Bay came back from Papua New Guinea, ate spaghetti bolognese, sat on the toilet and pulled out a 15cm live hookworm that doctors casually said "it's just a hookworm, take some chocolate."

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