Whether you're stuck dealing with racist Uncle Barry or chilling at home eating Chinese food and watching movies, we decided to get you through the day with a sneaky lil history on the origins of Santa Claus! And it's a pretty intense history tbh. There's pimping out women for cash, children being turned into ham and eaten, and way more guns than you would've thought.Oh, and we answer the question everyone asks in primary school: Was Santa's red and white suit really invented by the Coca Cola company?

We give you Just The Gist, but if you want more, there's this:

This is an excellent documentary about Christmas traditions from around the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crocEiyluyk 

Read about the 'real' Saint Nick's life https://www.stnicholascenter.org/who-is-st-nicholas 

Check out Santa's appearances in wartime propaganda https://www.history.com/news/santa-goes-to-war 

Some more details on Sinterklaas traditions https://www.whychristmas.com/cultures/holland.shtml 

Here's some detail on how the New York Knickerbockers made Santa a thing in the USA http://historydetectives.nyhistory.org/2018/12/the-new-york-city-origins-of-santa-claus/ 

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