Just the Gist

Imagine sitting at your desk at work, a day like any other. All of a sudden you hear a rumbling that gets louder, and louder. Then you look out the window and see it: a massive tank (yes - TANK), covered in guns, coming straight towards your office. You get outside just in time to see this thing completely flatten your building to the ground, then drive away. Um… WHAT?

That’s exactly what happened in 2004 to the people in Granby, Colorado. Marvin Heemeyer, a local man, was angry at most people in town about a bunch of different nonsense, so he decided to take revenge by spending more than a year modifying a bulldozer into a weaponised war-like tank, which he then drove all over town for several hours destroying everything in his wake. As you do. Local businesses, the town hall, the library, even the police station - all flattened by the Killdozer. And because this thing was indestructible (bullet-proof, bomb-proof, unbreakable steel), there was nothing the police could do, but watch helplessly and hope something - anything - would stop it. It literally got to the point where the army considered dropping a bomb on it so strong it would also destroy the entire town. So what stopped the Killdozer in the end?

We give you Just The Gist, but if you want more, there’s this:

• Watch the 'Tread' documentary trailer https://bit.ly/tread-documentary .
• Watch this good Youtube breakdown 'KILLDOZER: How a Man Made His Own Tank' https://bit.ly/3IGzqbi . 
• Watch News Footage from the day bootlegged on YouTube https://bit.ly/3MUF38r . 

READ 

• Killdozer: The True Story of the Colorado Bulldozer Rampage https://bit.ly/killdozer-book  written by Patrick Brower - the editor of the local paper and was in one of the buildings Marvin Heemeyer attacked
• Read 'Marvin Heemeyer And His 'Killdozer' Rampage Through A Colorado Town' from All That's Interesting https://bit.ly/45AkqFJ .
• Read 'Enter the Killdozer: how a 2004 rampage inspired today’s right-wing preppers' from GQ by Bradley Garrett https://bit.ly/3MDufdm .
• Read 'Killdozer Day: The Story of Marvin Heemeyer' from Snopes.com https://bit.ly/424YVdf .
• Read Marvin's Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer .

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CREDITS

Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley 
Executive Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall 
Social Producer: Zoe Panateros
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh 

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A turner has been corned! Four years, hundreds of stories, thousands of poop anecdotes. We've finally reached our 200th episode!

Join us as we take a stroll down memory lane, looking back on our best moments: how the show started, where our random catchphrases began, winning an Australian Podcast Award dressed as Moira Rose, Jacob losing his mind over segways, not knowing how bad ‘this weird covid thing’ would be, Rosie trying desperately to get sponsored by Bird In Hand… it’s all in there bébé!

Plus, hearing from YOU - the Gisteners! A great way to get acquainted with JTG if you’re new to the party, and fun memories to re-live if you’re already an old school Gistener.

Here’s to 200 more!

EPISODES

• Listen 'Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Brrrrreakin' Noooos' https://bit.ly/3M9dqqt .
• Listen 'Melbourne Live Show!' where the Breakin Nooz theme song gets a live poll on who hates it and who loves it https://bit.ly/41NSmvw . 
• Hear the first time Segway Stories broke Jacob during the Julie d'Aubigny episode https://bit.ly/3Bvk4Cy .
• The origins of "I Could Do The Adele Interview" https://bit.ly/3MAw1xk .

FOLLOW THE SHOW:

• Follow @justthegistpodcast on Instagram https://bit.ly/jtg-gram .
• Check out @justthegistpodcast in TikTok https://bit.ly/jtg-tiktok .
• Follow @rosiewaterland on IG https://bit.ly/rosiewaterland-ig .
• Perv on @jacobwilliamstanley on Instagram https://bit.ly/jacobwilliamstanley-IG .

CREDITS

Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley 
Senior Producer: Lindsey Green 
Assisting Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall 
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh 

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It's Cher's birthday so we've gotta do it; From the archives, Jacob lives out his dream and gives us just the gist of Cher. No further description necessary.

We give you Just The Gist, but if you want more, there’s this:

• Watch 'Behind The Music: Cher' Season 2, Episode 25 bootlegged on Facebook https://bit.ly/42hWtBc .
• Watch 'Cher' 2003 documentary from The Biography Channel https://bit.ly/cherdoco-biographychannel . 
• Listen to Cher's interview on Andrew Denton's podcast INTERVIEW on Apple podcasts https://apple.co/3NWhwVH and Spotify https://spoti.fi/41fOG5C .
• Watch "Dear Mom, Love Cher' on Apple TV - and adore Cher, Georgie and Georganne have an intimate chat sitting on the same couch like three sisters, so close, and all finishing each other’s sentences https://apple.co/41jAj06 .
• Watch the trailer for 'Chastity' - the movie that sent Sonny and Cher bankrupt https://bit.ly/3NQbyFu . "She’s not just a girl, she’s an experience…"
• Get a taste of the Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour with Ronald Reagan and a young innocent Michael Jackson https://bit.ly/42Bbiyt .
• Watch an episode of 'Cher' 1975 - with future husband/ex husband Greg Allman guest starring https://bit.ly/41wdSoz .
• Watch Cher’s medley of soul anthems performed with Elton John and Bette Midler on the “Cher” TV show in 1975 https://bit.ly/3nToqQS .
• Behold Cher’s magnificent one-woman performance of West Side Story from her special in 1978 https://bit.ly/42Qn87S .
• Admire: 'Cher + Dolly Parton + gospel medley = life shifting perfection' bootlegged on Youtube https://bit.ly/3I5n8ca .
• Just… Cher performing a medley with David Bowie in 1975 (I’m not crying, you’re crying) https://bit.ly/3O2pXOY .
• Cher singing on her show with the Jackson Five (we know you’re still crying, and it’s ok) https://bit.ly/3LVdyd3 .
• Cher’s disco moment - Take Me Home (can’t believe Rosie didn’t know this song, but OK) https://bit.ly/42ppfQi .
• ADORE Cher putting her true love Rob Camiletti on full display in her video for "I Found Someone" https://bit.ly/3LZhFEW .
• Watch Cher’s 1990s Informercials, and the parodies, are all on this site https://bit.ly/cher-infomercial-history .
• Watch Cher’s eulogy for Sonny in 1998. It’s heartbreaking, but such a beautiful tribute (and Cher is still so effing FUNNY and gets a lot of laughs) https://bit.ly/3LUs5Wx .
• Enjoy Cher calling Letterman an asshole in 1986 'Cher's Infamous Appearance On David Letterman, 1986: "(Because You're An) Asshole" https://bit.ly/3I7T8fR .
• Be moved by the time Sonny and Cher reunited in 1987 on Letterman on Youtube -   https://bit.ly/42sbGiV .

FOLLOW THE SHOW:

• Follow @justthegistpodcast on Instagram https://bit.ly/jtg-gram .
• Check out @justthegistpodcast in TikTok https://bit.ly/jtg-tiktok .
• Follow @rosiewaterland on IG https://bit.ly/rosiewaterland-ig .
• Perv on @jacobwilliamstanley on Instagram https://bit.ly/jacobwilliamstanley-IG .

CREDITS

Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley 
Senior Producer: Lindsey Green 
Assisting Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall 
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh 

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And we know you read that in Rosie's Arnold Schwarzenneger accent. Plus! We sat on the same toilet as Mariah Carey at the Oyster Box Hotel. And! We may be on a trip but Rosie hits Jacob with a weird paranormal update that sends him into an existential crisis. Also! Elizabeth Holmes SPEAKS (and she's dropped 'the voice').

LINKS:

• The Oyster Box Hotel https://oysterboxhotel.com/ .
• Visit 'Durban Tourism' https://visitdurban.travel/ .
• Follow @SouthAfricaANZ on IG https://bit.ly/42uFw6M .
• Find out more about 'G Adventures: Explore Kruger National Park' https://www.gadventures.com/trips/explore-kruger-national-park/DSENG/ .

RECCOS!

• READ 'Liz Holmes Want You To Forget Elizabeth' from The New York Times https://bit.ly/3VY9XQ7 .
• WATCH 'Marcel The Shell With Shoes On' from A24 https://bit.ly/3nNBlDU .
• WATCH 'Am I Being Unreasonable' Trailer https://bit.ly/3VNOvxb .

FOLLOW THE SHOW:

• Follow @justthegistpodcast on Instagram https://bit.ly/jtg-gram .
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• Follow @jacobwilliamstanley on Instagram https://bit.ly/jacobwilliamstanley-IG .
• Follow @rosiewaterland on IG https://bit.ly/rosiewaterland-ig .

CREDITS

Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley 
Executive Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall 
Social Producer: Zoe Panateros
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh 

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Take a dive with us into the vault - we're bringing you two of our favourite and wild stories from our live tour era.

First, Rosie reveals the "sensual" relationship between a 23-year-old woman named Mary and a dolphin named Peter. And then Jacob takes us on a journey with the tale of bad ass nuns; after the church all but abandoned them they sold their convent, and all the priceless artefacts within, bought a castle, and lived the highlife they'd never had. But the story doesn't end there. 

We give you Just The Gist, but if you want more, there's this:

NUNS ON THE RUN: 

• Suss out the Poor Clare's wikipedia for a Nun 101 on their order https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poor_Clares .
• Read 'Diocese Says Nuns Sold Convent and Bought Cars, Racehorses' from the Los Angeles Times https://lat.ms/3NNmp3e .
• Read 'Authorities Investigate Sale of Convent as Nuns Leave for France' from AP News https://bit.ly/42ee90w .
• Read 'BELGIAN CHURCH BATTLING UPWARDLY MOBILE NUNS' from the Chicago Tribune https://bit.ly/nuns-chicagotribune .
• Read 'The adviser to ageing nuns who sold their convent...' by Charles Goldsmith sourced from UPI Archives https://bit.ly/3LGZ14O .
• Read 'Millionaire Nuns On The Run In Belgium' by Nick Harding for Radar Online https://bit.ly/44wMz05 .

MARGARET & PETER: 

• Read 'Man and Dolphin' by Dr John. C. Lilly https://bit.ly/3LKbncc .
• Listen to Margaret's only recorded interview in 'The Girl Who Talked To Dolphins' https://bit.ly/3VIgfTU .
• See Photos of Margaret and Peter in 'The dolphin who loved me: the Nasa-funded project that went wrong' from The Guardian https://bit.ly/dolphin-guardian .

FOLLOW THE SHOW:

• Follow @justthegistpodcast on Instagram https://bit.ly/jtg-gram .
• Check out @justthegistpodcast in TikTok https://bit.ly/jtg-tiktok .
• Follow @rosiewaterland on IG https://bit.ly/rosiewaterland-ig .
• Perv on @jacobwilliamstanley on Instagram https://bit.ly/jacobwilliamstanley-IG .

CREDITS

Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley 
Senior Producer: Lindsey Green 
Assisting Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall 
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh 

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And! #FOILGATE continues. Plus! Of course Elon's dick exploded; is anybody surprised? Also! Producer Lindsey is leaving us! (And Rosie is very jealous about where she's going.)

LINKS and RECCOS 

• Listen 'Flipping the Bird: Elon vs. Twitter' from Wondery https://bit.ly/elonvstwitter  .
• Check out 'Mrs Davis' trailer https://bit.ly/mrsdavis-trailer .
• Watch the trailer for Fear - https://bit.ly/fear1996-trailer . 
• Squiz at G Adventures 'Explore Kruger National Park' https://bit.ly/gadventures-krugernationalpark .
• Follow @justthegist on Instagram https://bit.ly/jtg-ig . 

CREDITS

Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley 
Senior Producer: Lindsey Green 
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall 
Supervising Producer: Mike Williams
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

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Potato was the correct choice. Plus! Nobody can agree if this word has one syllable or two (and half of you are absolutely wrong). Also! Millennial worlds collide as Mischa Barton is set to star on Neighbours (but will she wear jeans under a dress?). Also! The world is running out of helium and that’s…not great 

LINKS

• Listen to our episode on The Hindenburg Disaster if Helium Chat got you feeling left out https://link.chtbl.com/jtg-hindenburg 
• A full list of Nick Cannon's kids names https://www.billboard.com/lists/nick-cannon-kids-names-moms/ 
• Read 'Mischa Barton: Hollywood and The OC star to join rebooted Neighbours - BBC News' https://bit.ly/41IpEg7 
• Obsess over Claude (NOT Claw-ed) the accidentally new kitten addition to Rosie's life https://www.instagram.com/p/CrLNR8svYc7/ 

RECCOS

• Watch the BEEF trailer (Full show on Netflix) https://bit.ly/beef-trailer-tvshow .
• Watch Jury Duty (full show on Amazon FreeVee) https://bit.ly/juryduty-freevee .
• Bustle article 'Is Therapy Speak Making Us Selfish' by Rebecca Fishbein 
• Listen to It's A Lot with Abbie Chatfield's episode about Therapy Speak https://link.chtbl.com/Itsalot-therapyspeak .

CREDITS

Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley 
Senior Producer: Lindsey Green 
Assisting Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall 
Supervising Producer: Mike Williams
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

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And! You've definitely been the victim of 'Sushi Terrorism', and you didn't even know it. Plus! The guy who accurately predicted the internet reckons humans will be able to do THIS in 8 years. Also! Rosie and Caleb got a surprise kitten and of course Caleb has insisted on the worst name possible.

Links:

Bodyguard Musical riots (with Twitter vids): https://variety.com/2023/legit/news/bodyguard-musical-halted-mini-riot-audience-singing-along-1235577476/

Butthole hotel: https://www.ladbible.com/news/bum-hole-shaped-hotel-106-night-436226-20230307

AI is imitating voices now: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/apr/09/it-sounds-like-science-fiction-but-its-not-ai-can-financially-destroy-your-business

Sushi Terrorism: https://www.smh.com.au/world/asia/sushi-terrorism-prompts-changes-at-japan-s-conveyor-belt-restaurants-20230309-p5cqlj.html

Human immortality: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11911975/Humans-achieve-immortality-eight-YEARS-says-former-Google-engineer.html

Ariana Grande licking a donut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oja97POVbM8

Reccos!

Listen to You're Wrong About with Amanda Knox https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/what-even-is-justice-with-amanda-knox/id1380008439?i=1000606351115

Listen to Sounds Like A Cult about the Real Housewives https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-cult-of-the-real-housewives/id1566917047?i=1000607310173 

Watch Totally Completely Fine on April 20th https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FNOuQCWmsg 

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And! She's GWYNNOCENT! Plus! The 3-year cruise that's cheaper than living in Sydney. Would you consider it? Also! An American Girl doll has been released to teach kids about the 'historical' times of... 1999?!? (Elder millennials can attest it's PRETTY FREAKIN' ACCURATE THOUGH.)

I wish you well.

Links:

https://www.ladbible.com/news/largest-poo-ever-york-viking-science-316365-20230329 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2023/03/01/american-girl-1990s-dolls/ 

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There are several documentaries. A podcast series. A live televised trial. So what is the deal with the 'Murdaugh Murders' that seem to be all over the news? One of the most wealthy, important families in an entire state suddenly having all their secrets laid bare? Of course people are obsessed. The Murdaugh Family is a legal dynasty, basically in charge of justice in Hampton County, South Carolina. Which means if anyone in their family ever broke the law... they got away with it. Until now.

Alex Murdaugh was recently found guilty of the 2021 shooting of his wife Maggie and adult son Paul, shocking locals who never thought a Murdaugh would get in trouble for anything. And that was just the start - once police started looking, several murders and crimes seemed to be linked to Murdaugh family members. Mallory Beach. Gloria Satterfield. Stephen Smith. It went way deeper - and was way more bizarre - than anyone anticipated.

We give you just the gist, but if you want more, there's this:

Some articles:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-03-19/murdaugh-family-still-in-spotlight-with-links-to-cold-cases/102089120

https://www.nytimes.com/article/murdaugh-murders-alex-paul.html

https://people.com/crime/murdaugh-family-murders-everything-to-know/

https://nypost.com/2023/04/01/slain-teen-stephen-smiths-body-exhumed-for-independent-autopsy-report/

Documentaries:

Murdaugh Murders: A Southern Scandal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aib52bSEpCQ

Low Country: The Murdaugh Dynasty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqVeygOHbZo

Murdaugh Murders: Deadly Dynasty: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt20202860/

Murdaugh Murders podcast created by Mandy Matney: https://murdaughmurderspodcast.com/

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