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You've probably heard people complain that the Big 12 rigs the outcome of games. What you haven't heard is that they rig them to hurt the University of Texas - because the truth is so dangerous to those in power that they must protect their anti-Longhorn strategies at every turn. But here at The Tex-Files, we don't kneel before those conference power brokers. We only worship one thing; unsubstantiated, crackpot, paranoid truth.

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What do you get when you imagine Rex Grossman having played for Washington, discuss where Wazzzu ranks in FBS Unintentional Self Tasering, argue that Stanford and A&M are somehow alike, explain how Phil Knight's better than every other alum in the division because BUSINESS, and do it all under the watchful eye of regular co-host Brian Floyd? BIG DUCK ENERGY, the world's only Oregon podcast.

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As a token of our...shame? Contrition? Acknowledgment that we have put you, our audience, through some things lately? Yeah, that one feels right.

As a token of that, we have a bonus episode that has no concepts or bits strung out for far too long and is just us being jackasses answering your questions for OVER ONE HUNDRED MINUTES. Also, we find out during recording that Papa John has fallen from his greasy pedestal. Please support our effort to install Jon Bois as the new Papa John.

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Pitt has long been the darling of the Shutdown Fullcast, and now it's time for that love to bear fruit in the form of PUT PITT IN, our Panther-focused podcast hosted by Jason Kirk (who has never been to Pittsburgh to my knowledge), Jeff Goldblum (or at least a very poor impersonation of him by Ryan), and Alex Kirshner (who does a Yinzer Bane speech and is basically the most important part of this episode). You can also listen if you would like to hear approximately 1.7 things about Miami, Virginia Tech, UNC, and probably fewer things about Georgia Tech and UVA. I honestly can't remember.

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Bienvenue à Wait Wait Don't Hell Me, the only Arizona State podcast and arguably the most erudite, genteel, and cultured college football offering available nationwide. On this episode, we review the upcoming Sun Devil season, remind you of the tortured histories of several of our rivals, play our signature trivia game, and demonstrate conclusively that the Rose Bowl is beneath ASU in every conceivable way. Allez!

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Welcome to WACORNDA, formerly known as HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY, a limited edition Nebraska fans only podcast. We respect two teams: Nebraska, the greatest team in college football history, and Illinois, a humble, reliable team that doesn't try to be better than it is. Every other team in the Big Ten West is an embarrassment to itself and the sport. TOM OSBORNE WILL LEG WRESTLE YOUR DAD INTO SUBMISSION IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE.

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We decided to preview the entire rest of the country not currently in a Power Five conference the only way we could: Speaking for the entire podcast as massive University of South Florida homers.

The first and only episode of the internet's only South Florida Bulls podcast, GROTHE POINTE BLANK, features all of the following facts about noted Bulls rivals C-Florida and their terrible, terrible city, Orlando. Orlando would come to fight us but their infrastructure is crumbling Orlando, the city designed by an eight year-old boy SHOUTS OUT TO TEMPLE TERRACEWhich Orlando boy bands had the worst cardio? Why does UCF's new coach look like the worst version of Ryan possible? We swear there's something besides UCF and Orlando jokes and shouts out to Tampa neighborhoodsA full roll-through of every non-Power 5 conference, and whether they're a threat to the USF Bulls 2018 national championship(Spoiler: No team can possibly stop the Bulls) 46 minutes go by before Spencer makes a mistake! It's a new record!Why Stanford has the safest sex in all of the Pac-12The MAC previewed in the time it takes to successfully ride a bull. BUT NOT A USF BULL BECAUSE A USF BULL IS RIDDEN BY NO MAN

LISTEN. SUBSCRIBE. ENJOY? ENJOY.

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You've played the popular NCAA video game series - but did you know there's an obscure, little-played NFL version of the same game? Madden is arguably more of a fantasy RPG, since it allows you to explore impossibilities like "Florida produces a viable pro quarterback" or "the Chiefs win a Super Bowl." The History of Fun, made by our friends at Polygon, explores the weird and wild origins of the video game series. We hope you like it, if only because it's not another round of Fullcast horseshit!

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We decided to try something different for this year's preview episodes, and, per Fullcast tradition, trying something different means failing at something different. Welcome to COCKS AND FRIENDS, our single episode South Carolina-focused podcast, through which we preview this year in the SEC East. By preview, I mean continually drop the act on accident, and force Holly to play Rocky Top on an adjacent computer, and generally provide little actionable information. Welcome!

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Which member of the Fullcast had a baked potato for breakfast? Which has never done drugs because he's boring? Which suffered a serious shoulder injury because they slept on a beanbag as a grown person and might actually be a poorly paid pro wrestler? Which guest almost got charged with terrorism, but it was before 9/11 so it was a totally different thing? Which superhero is just Silicon Valley But For Crime?

Find out these answers on a very special, very oversharey Fullcast with special guest Steven Godfrey!

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