TGIM, betches! We’re diving headfirst into the VMAs chaos, where Mariah Carey finally scored her first Moon Person (took her 35 years but who’s counting?) and served up a performance medley that shook the arena. Meanwhile, a Coldplay kiss-cam queen has officially filed for divorce, a breakdancing US politician is protesting tax hikes one spin at a time, and Brooklyn Beckham is cooking pasta with straight-up seawater—bon appétit? Plus, Bieber crashes a pub, Travis cops a slap in Brazil, and Paul McCartney rocks out at Oasis.

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