A woman got arrested on a flight home from Disney World after a kid called her “Miss Piggy” and said she was too fat for the armrest reminding us all that the happiest place on Earth doesn’t extend to seat 27B. Tim dropped a mind-blowing stat that we scroll the height of Mount Everest sixteen times a year, so technically, we’re all elite athletes now. Meanwhile, a Chinese paraglider named Peng took second-hand gear out for a “quick test” and ended up yeeting himself higher than Everest by accident. And we revisited Susan Boyle’s iconic, confusing, and wildly flirtatious moment on Aussie telly, which somehow involved Dickie and a lot of “Give me some skin!”

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