We’ve cracked the Macca’s code, betch. Forget paying $5.30 for three nuggets—order a McChicken patty for around $2–$3 and get even more chicken. Want a McFeast when it’s off the menu? Quarter Pounder + lettuce, tomato, and McChicken sauce = sorted. Our listeners are out here bringing their own cheese to save coin, and Ricki has issued an urgent PSA: stop what you’re doing and get the Big Arch immediately. She swears it’s so good it nearly brought her to tears.

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