The Edge Breakfast

Meg returns to find Clint and Dan mocking Clint’s emotional reaction to Lewis Hamilton’s Formula 1 win, before Dan reveals his daily “pie guy” habit and being given a free mince-and-cheese pie. The trio play a rapid-fire quiz, react to a Shrek 5 teaser and Tom Holland confirming he and Zendaya are married, and prepare for their upcoming Hook musical—now featuring a controversial Meg-and-Dan kiss approved (mostly) by their partners, including a live call with Guy. They give away “take the edge off my life” cash to listeners, discuss New Zealand’s 2–2 World Cup draw with Elijah Just’s two goals and Christine’s Oracle picks, cover news like a $168k bull sale, the UK under-16 social media ban, and Elon Musk’s wealth, share relationship low points, and swap stories of what people did soon after giving birth, including moving house, netball, and motocross racing post–C-section.

00:00 Meg Returns Chaos

00:24 F1 Tears Debate

01:38 Dan Pie Guy Confession

04:34 Snack Vices Shapes

05:05 Un Themed Trivia Quiz

08:04 Shrek 5 Teaser Talk

09:16 Secret Wedding Rumors

10:08 Musical Kiss Pitch

12:55 Take the Edge Off

16:01 NZ Football World Cup

20:17 Charlie Puth Birth Note

22:55 News Radar Bulls Ban

28:20 Sinus Rinse Disaster

30:50 Relationship Low Points

34:02 Take the edge off call

37:24 Hook Musical Kiss

45:58 World Cup Oracles

50:27 Postpartum Bounce Back

52:29 Kiwi Mum Legends

Clint, Dan and Yas  joke about secrets and Hook: The Musical, including whether Dan is allowed to kiss Meg on stage. Dan shares getting lured into a Briscoes “sale” and spending $400 on Manchester, then they give movie passes and “Take the Edge Off” cash to callers, including a single mum for dog grooming and another for a PlayStation subscription. They play “More or Less” on celebrity birthday party costs, discuss tattoo removal trends and regretful tattoos, debate Love Island ring rules, reveal an IMDb URL “play” streaming loophole, and check in with Clint’s mum predicting World Cup results.

00:00 Show Kickoff 

01:46 Briscoes Sale Trap Story

04:47 First Caller Farm Life

11:02 More or Less Birthday Bash

16:17 Naughty 640 

19:33 Failed Intimacy Confessions

23:28 Take The Edge Off Dogs

26:39 Tattoo Removal stories

35:17 Hook Kiss Permission

44:31 Ring Rules Debate

46:01 Take The Edge Off Winner

49:47 IMDb Movie Loophole

53:11 World Cup Oracle

We are completely spiralling over a viral TikTok proposal where a guy is bawling his eyes out while sportin’ an involuntary erection! It has us debating the science of a "Narb" (non-apparent reason boner), which leads Dan to confess an unbelievably awkward, completely naked midnight parenting fail. Plus, Yas tries to find out if "fanny flutters" can just happen out of nowhere for absolutely no reason at all. You are not ready for the sheer chaos in this one, wait until you hear what went down

Yas fills in for Meg on The Edge as the team recaps the weekend,. Dan celebrates Lewis Hamilton’s first Ferrari F1 win in years, admitting he cried at 2:00 AM. They cross to “correspondent” Sven at the FIFA World Cup ahead of Sweden vs Tunisia, then start a World Cup prediction hunt with Clint’s mum as an oracle. A “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash call is controversially awarded after a voicemail answer, plus another winner gets $200 for car servicing. The crew debates morning sex and tongue kissing stats, plays a musicals-budget game, teases their Hook musical (including talk of a Hook–Smee kiss), and shares partner addiction stories like 80+ pairs of shoes.

00:00 Monday Banter Begins

00:38 Hamilton Win Hype

01:56 Weekend Catch Up Stories

03:18 Garage Clean Chaos

05:07 World Cup Cross to Sven

09:26 Scandal Headlines Roundup

10:49 First Call of the day

14:44 Naughty 640 

18:27 More or Less Musicals

23:45 Take the edge off

25:52 Voicemail Controversy

27:45 What Made You Cry

34:05 Celebrity Scandal Roundup

35:40 French Kissing Stats

42:48 Take The Edge Call

45:45 Hook Musical Kiss Pitch

52:31 Exposing Addictions

01:02:30 FIFA Oracles

I am still reeling from what we just let Dan say on air. We dug up our deepest university shame pits, starting with Clint’s bizarre backyard boxing match in a homemade "scort" and Yas’s horrific "slutty tradie" wardrobe malfunction. But nothing compares to Dan’s questionable panic attack.

We have officially gone too far today, and I blame the Friday energy. What started as an innocent debate about what color your jiz would be if you could choose it somehow spiralled into Meg confessing she completely skipped second base for years. Dan nearly lost his mind, and yes, we closed the week with a literal game of 'Guess the Fart.' You're not ready for this chaos.

On Pajama Day, Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with banter about makeup and take calls, including apprentice electrician Mehi who claims a 98% accurate party trick. They finalize blurbs for Hooked: The Musical, react to viral moments from Cardi B, Timothée Chalamet and Zara Larsson, and build a controversial Pride Month “top five” list of gay icons, landing on Ricky Martin, Billie Eilish, Miriam Margolyes, RuPaul and Elton John. They highlight a 45% rise in NZ phone and text scams, then “take the edge off” by fixing Brandon’s cracked windscreen with Novus and fundraising with The Kindness Collective to buy warm pajamas for kids—text PJ to 3343. They also launch a FIFA World Cup predictor: Clint’s mum, Christine.

02:04 Caller Mehi Electrician

02:42 Wild Party Trick Talk

06:00 Celebrity Scandal Roundup

08:20 Naughty 640

13:19 Votes and Final Rankings

17:14 Take the Edge Off Giveaway

18:56 Booking a Windscreen Fix

19:10 Crack Jokes with Mike

20:10 Laura Calls from London

22:36 Weekend Sports Smorgasbord

24:41 Scams Up 45 Percent

28:42 World Cup Oracle Animals

32:18 Clints Mum Predicts

36:39 National PJ Day Drive

We are completely spiraling today and you are not ready for how uncomfortable this gets. Dan immediately derails the show by admitting he did a baby-voice roleplay on Meg’s breast, and now he's terrified his mother-in-law is going to hear it.

Things only get messier from there. We get into a massive fight over a broken studio camera, play a post-it note game that turns incredibly dirty, and try a round of "flirting tennis" that makes us sound like two glitching AI robots trying to read an erotic script. Turn it up, it's absolute chaos

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off their early-morning show chatting about cold temperatures around New Zealand, a studio clean-up that led Dan to dig antibiotics out of the bin, and a “What’s up?” battle that awards Alex $250 and a Scary Movie 6 double pass. They take a call from Linda, an infection and antimicrobial therapy nurse specialist, who explains antibiotic plans and the importance of finishing a course amid rising resistance. The hosts also debate supermarket and online grocery shopping, share extreme cheapskate money-saving hacks, and hear from callers who kept paying for unused gym memberships for years. Meg reveals she fractured her tailbone at a kids’ indoor playground, prompting listeners to share their own dumb adult injuries.

01:54 Cold Snap Texts

02:19 Studio Cleanup Chaos

04:00 Decorating Debate

05:49 Whats Up Battle

08:31 Supermarket Date Night

10:52 Alien Safety Questions

12:27 Celebrity Gossip Roundup

14:54 First Call Nurse Specialist

18:50 Reading Kills Romance

22:37 Extreme Cheapskates Clip

24:02 Dishwasher Salmon Debate

25:27 Library Flight Booking Myth

26:20 Stingy Hacks and Samples

27:06 Extreme Cheapskate Showers

28:19 Rewards Points and Reuse

30:35 Incognito and Free Cash

31:41 Gym Fees Add Up Fast

36:18 Long Distance Bestie Island

37:56 Ball Pit mishap 

42:50 Dumb Adult Injury Callers

Dan was fully laying his head on Meg’s bosom today because Clint was apparently "bullying" him at work. It was chaotic, deeply uncomfortable, this is one you dont wanna miss!