The Edge Breakfast

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with banter, run a “Wassup Battle” for Scary Movie 6 tickets and $250 (won by Gemma), and share a coffee catch-up about The Traitors NZ and “gang gang gamor.” Dan recounts trying to help a woman with a flat tire, while the team discusses Machine Gun Kelly and Jennifer Lopez. Listeners call in for advice and “Take the edge off my life” cash, including Chloe’s Rams jersey and Scott’s vasectomy. They unpack ACC gym injury stats, highlight an Instagram grid-reorder update,  and reveal Meg’s lie detector results about the show and coworkers, then brainstorm niche dating app ideas.

00:00 Morning Banter Returns

01:47 Wassup Battle Begins

03:13 Gemma Wins Cash

04:36 Coffee Catch Up Traitors

07:02 Dan Helps Flat Tyre

09:20 Scandal Machine Gun Kelly

12:07 First Call Jamal Advice

18:20 More Or Less Divorces

21:36 Take The Edge Off Call

24:09 Gym Injuries Cost ACC

25:19 ACC Gym Injury Debate

31:07 Instagram Grid Reorder

38:47 Take The Edge Call

42:39 Meg Lie Detector Begin

45:59 Harder Lie Detector Questions

49:08 Niche Dating App Ideas

We completely lost the plot today. We started talking about a magical button that gives you cash but makes someone stub their toe, and somehow it devolved into whether Dan would soil himself daily for a hundred grand. You won't believe the diabolical nappy prank Producer Carl cooked up for him!

Clint, Meg and Dan recap Meg’s return and promote sold-out tickets for “Hooked: The Musical.” They run a “Wassup” Scary Movie 6 battle, awarding Jason $250 and a double pass, with Marty as runner-up. Meg shares injuring her tailbone on a steep slide at a new West Auckland indoor playground and may need X-rays. They discuss Taylor Lautner’s baby news, a Tonys performance with Pink, and chat with police officer Louise about coping, fitness tests, and handling speeding stops, plus plug Spielberg’s “Disclosure Day.” Dan’s lie detector results reveal claims about burner accounts, being highest paid, and show dynamics. Callers share money regrets, meet-cutes, and “Take the Edge Off My Life” gives $300 to Emma but denies Yanita for missing the opening phrase.

01:07 Hooked Musical Tickets

01:44 Wassup Voice Battle

04:27 Meg Breaks Tailbone

08:13 Celebrity Scandal Roundup

09:53 First Call Police Chat

14:33 Naughty 640 

18:04 More Or Less Movies

21:06 Take The Edge Off 

24:11 NBA Finals With Casey

28:23 Overspent Regrets Talkback

29:53 Regretful Big Purchases

31:58 Meet And Greet Ripoffs

32:43 Collectible Phone Cards Fail

33:56 Cutest Meet Cute Stories

37:31 Dan Lie Detector Fallout

44:23 Take The Edge off

48:03 A B C Celebrity Debate

Meg is off after her daughter gets sick, so Clint and Dan run a promo-packed Monday with cash giveaways, a Scary Movie “Wazzup” battle, and Take The Edge Off My Life winners, including money for walking shoes and a divorce filing. They play McDonald’s 50-years-in-NZ More or Less, announce tickets for Dan’s teenage-written Hook musical (June 29 in Auckland), and reveal Clint’s lie detector results. Bella shares her boyfriend wetting the bed after the Radio Awards, Dunedin fights to save its iconic dinosaur slide.

00:00 Meg Off Sick Update

00:41 Monday Promos Preview

01:48 Jamie Grinch Nose Story

04:52 First Call Morgan Schwass

07:43 Kids And Fourth Baby Debate

08:31 Pop Culture Quick Hits

10:04 More Or Less McDonalds

15:43 Naughty 640 Tattoo Disaster

18:35 Scary Movie Wazzup Battle

22:57 Take The Edge Winner

24:28 Hook Musical Tickets

27:21 Overdubbing Megs Singing

30:04 Tickets and Text Line

30:19 Guess the Loop Game

32:52 Reliever Teacher Memories

26:11 Bella Boyfriend Bedwetting

37:24 Relationship Red Flags Texts

41:32 Take the Edge Off Call

42:56 Paying for a Divorce

44:38 Lie Detector Setup

47:10 Clint Lie Detector Confessions

52:06 KFC Lie Detector Promo

52:53 Save the Dunedin Dino

01:01:54 Wrap and Podcast Plug

We are diving straight into our absolute darkest, most mortifying school memories, and honestly, we might never recover. Between Clint enabling a classic primary school disaster, Dan’s tragic Speedo mishap in front of his crush, and Bella accidentally broadcasting her own singing voice to a thousand students, the second-hand cringe is so real. You are definitely not ready for this chaos.

• 00:00 – Cringey school memories we just cannot shake

• 01:08 – Clint's mean roadside prank

• 02:27 – Bella’s ultimate assembly voice memo nightmare

• 03:47 – Dan's traumatic high school swimming sports story

• 05:25 – The impossible debate: Sex, Love, or Money?

• 06:50 – Why Producer Carl still needs physio after a savage wedgie

• 08:15 – The golden era of sneaky prepaid mobile hacks

We are absolutely spiraling today after Clint confessed to making a brutal 90-minute U-turn back to a holiday batch just to fish a rogue poo out of a broken toilet using a kitchen spatula. Plus, we're naming the mean little critic living inside Dan's head. You are not ready for this chaos.

We are officially panicking ahead of the Radio Awards! We’re praying for a "Blackie" win, but between Meg getting roasted mid-makeup prep and Dan defending a $3,000 suit because he apparently has the same leg measurements as Beauden Barrett, we’ve completely lost it. Add in a thirsty text from Dan’s mum about Lewis Hamilton and our boss accidentally entering us into the wrong age demographic, and it’s pure pre-show chaos. Hit play before we face a live lie detector test!

Dan Webby calls in sick after apparently spreading his cold, leaving Clint and Meg to run the show and debate tooth fairy payouts while Meg prepares a nervous Tinker Bell audition for their upcoming Hook musical. They give away supermarket vouchers and “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash, then pitch an annual Long Distance Bestie Island trip with all-inclusive options, activities, and prize ideas like crab racing or treasure hunts. The show shares celebrity clips about Tom Holland quitting alcohol and discusses “Books by Boomers” marriage tips, brainstorms questions for Dan’s long-requested lie detector test, and ends with Meg performing her karaoke-style “Peter’s Girl” audition and mixed listener feedback, plus calls about sobriety moments and going viral.

00:00 Dan Calls In Sick

00:56 Solo Show Horror Story

02:28 Tooth Fairy Inflation Debate

06:02 Scandal

08:11 First Call of the day 

11:24 Supermarket Flirting Tales

12:06 Private Hospital Fantasy

15:45 Hook Musical Audition Prep

19:08 Take the Edge Off Call

21:02 Bestie Island Brainstorm

30:32 Good News Roundup

34:06 Books by Boomers Advice

38:59 Lie Detector Chaos

46:11 Cash Call Winners

49:41 Tinker Bell Audition

57:23 Viral Fame and Sobriety

We tried to do something genuinely nice for once by talking behind people's backs in the absolute best way possible, but of course, it completely devolved into chaos. Clint revealed a truly wild mental trick he uses to stop himself from finding hot people attractive, and things got incredibly real when Dan started rinsing the entire New Zealand media industry. Plus, we check in on our Canadian listeners, and Meg ends up in actual tears over a wholesome friendship story. You are not ready for how fast this rolls down the hill!

On The Edge Breakfast, the team reacts to Wellington Phoenix defender Tim Payne exploding from 4,000 to 4 million Instagram followers after being made a “main character” of the FIFA World Cup by a South American social media star. They play “More or Less” comparing celebrity marriage lengths following news that Dua Lipa married Callum Turner, and debate A/B/C celebrity status for Ed Sheeran, Dua Lipa, and Sydney Sweeney. Dan introduces a new “rule” after a listener opened his Postie Plus changing-room curtain mid-try-on. They take calls about personal rules, random ways people met best friends, and what was caught on camera, then award Take the Edge Off My Life cash to Eve for her Nelson cake-sicles business and Isabel for a naughty audiobook subscription. The show also tees up a long-distance bestie island trip with Dark Horse Events and continues auditions for Tinker Bell in Dan’s Hook musical.

01:49 First Call of the day 

06:14 More or Less Marriages

08:04 Celebrity Marriage Quiz

11:21 Dan Meets A Fan

15:57 One Rule To Live By

17:57 Listener Rules Roll In

20:56 Cash Call Edge Off

21:38 Eve Wins For Business

24:02 Caught On Camera Stories

24:56 Police Raid Mix Up

26:57 Great White Surprise

28:24 BTS Sydney Giveaway

29:04 Random Bestie Origins

36:30 Long Distance Bestie Trip

20:58 Take the edge off winner

43:31 Hook the musical auditions

52:01 A List Celebrity Rankings

59:51 Tim Payne Follower Frenzy

01:04:06 Internet Egg Throwback