The Edge Breakfast

I’m still shaking from this one, but mostly because Meg is currently spiralling over a listener’s text. We started off with some lovely feedback from Izzy, a long-time listener, but things took a turn when we started reimagining the office as a bedroom—mirror on the ceiling and all. We dive into why hallway cameras are a terrible idea and find out exactly how Dan would react if our producer Carl actually quit. We also address a mean text sent to the show - we see them all!!

0:00 – Moving the furniture and ceiling mirrors.

2:15 – The POV hallway camera scandal.

4:30 – Carl "quits" and Meg loses it.

6:10 – Meg’s secret life as a traveler...

8:45 – The Muffin Break text that ruined Meg’s day.

11:20 – Would you rather: Read minds or be rated 1–10?

Clint, Meg and Dan preview a packed Edge Breakfast show featuring a new “Hit the Spot” song vote, the return of “Books by Boomers,” and economist Brad Olsen explaining a tightly targeted $50-per-week Working for Families payment for 143,000 households amid rising fuel costs. They celebrate Hannah Montana’s 20th anniversary with a Miley-themed “More or Less” game, chat about Clint’s daughter and Meg’s Animal Crossing generosity, call a hardworking local truck driver, and play giveaways including EZ Money and a $200 fuel wheel win. Meg is tested on “hitting the post,” Small Town News calls Mosgiel, and listeners share famous school alumni, lotto wins, “kept it in the family” stories, and found-cash tales. The team votes on a Celine Dion “Hit the Spot” song for her birthday.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
02:26 Throwback Song Debate
05:59 Coffee Catch Up
07:07 Animal Crossing Money Talk
10:42 First Call Simon
14:04 Miley Trivia More or Less
17:31 Stinky Boot Homework Drama
21:50 Fuel Subsidy Explained
27:37 EZ Money 10K Game
29:53 Books By Boomers Returns
37:54 Radio Hitting The Post
39:26 Meg Post Redemption Game
42:06 Small Town News Call
45:36 Famous Alumni Roast
49:38 Who Went To Your School
53:51 EZ Money
56:15 Celine Hit The Spot Vote...
01:03:47 Roll Call Relief Stories
01:08:01 Lotto Syndicate Winner
01:10:39 Finders Keepers Karma
01:11:31 Wrap Up And Goodbye

No video today sorry guys - camera's aren't working!! We honestly thought Dan was the Zac Effron of his high school, but a brutal "Famous Alumni" list just put him in his place behind a drag queen and the Prime Minister. Plus, we’re spiraling over some heavy new stats about New Zealand's drug habits and debating if a "Yes Day" with the kids is actually a genius move or a total nightmare. You aren't ready for how awkward Clint's phone call to his old school gets!

00:00 – The brutal Mt Roskill Grammar famous alumni list.

01:45 – Is Dan more famous than Christopher Luxon?.

03:10 – Clint calls his old high school to check his own status.

05:45 – The search for billionaire Graham Hart.

07:20 – NZ's shocking cocaine and meth statistics.

08:15 – Why Northland has the highest meth use.

09:30 – Jennifer Garner’s pasta sauce and the "Yes Day".

11:10 – The rules of a "Yes Day" for parents.

Clint, Meg and Dan return with banter about buying Robbie Williams tickets and the singer’s November New Zealand shows, then play “More or Less” with Facebook Marketplace items and take a first call from Sean in Christchurch. They share a funny-name segment sparked by an email about “Dixie Normas,” run “EZ Money” with contestants Joy and Georgia, and discuss the English Premier League trophy visiting the studio with its traveling ambassadors. The show also explores weird things people get paid to do, validates listener Monique’s claimed puzzle-piece talent via her partner Andrew, launches a fuel “Spin to Win,” and reveals Dan isn’t on his high school’s notable alumni list. They finish with an A/B/C-list debate featuring Mariah Carey, Nicolas Cage and Viola Davis.

00:00 Show Returns Banter
02:09 Robbie Tour Dates
05:14 Cool Partner Debate
08:43 More Or Less Game
13:12 First Caller Sean
22:33 EZ Money
24:49 EPL Trophy In Studio
29:36 Weird Paid Jobs
33:31 Monique Puzzle Skill
39:03 Meg's challenge for Hit The Spot
42:42 Spin To Win Fuel Cash
47:40 EZ Money 
49:57 Dan Snubbed By Alumni List
56:46 Pulling A Sickie Stories
01:04:22 A Lister List

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with talk of Easter leave, Auckland FC and celebrity news, including Pussycat Dolls reunion awkwardness, Justin Timberlake’s released DUI bodycam footage, and an apology from Chappell Roan after a fan encounter. The show features “More or Less” on celebrity jail time, EZ Money for $10,000, and free-fuel giveaways as prices hit over $4/L. A listener AMA reveals how she and her husband started swinging with clear boundaries. Megan shares an anniversary night derailed by pricey Uber Eats, and the team honors Chuck Norris with joke battles. They debate wedding gifts when invites say “your presence is present enough,” run “Beat That Coincidence,” and spotlight Monique’s claim she can detect missing puzzle pieces by shaking the box.

00:00 Show Kickoff and Easter Plans
01:36 Flex Factor and Sports Hype
06:31 Dan at Auckland FC
10:06 More or Less
14:30 First Caller Teacher Sickie
18:30 Naughty 640 Anniversary Fail
22:07 Overthinkers Fart Science...
24:54 EZ Money 10K Game
26:45 Ask Me Anything - Swinging
31:28 Unique Relationship Confessions
35:34 Chuck Norris Tribute
39:38 Celebrity Scandals Recap
44:16 Carlae Tickets Giveaway
53:15 EZ Money Challenge
55:41 Puzzle Box Superpower
01:02:44 Fuel Wheel Giveaway
01:06:27 Beat That Coincidence

I genuinely think we’ve hit a new low, but in the most scientific way possible. We sat down with "Fiber Daddy" Alan Lynn, the man who turned "fart maxing" into a viral sensation, to learn the literal recipe for the most potent farts known to man.

Things get incredibly competitive when Clint tries to prove his "Fart Monster" status on demand, and let’s just say the results were... lingering. From decibel meters to "stink ratings" from his own mother, Alan’s insights left us absolutely spiraling. You’re not ready for the "Trumpet" vs. the "Missile Fire."

00:30 – International Roll Call: Eliminating Spain and greeting our Japanese "Overthinkers."
02:15 – Meet Fiber Daddy: Introducing Alan Lynn and his viral "fart maxing" journey.
04:10 – The Fart Factor Index: Alan explains the science of volume vs. stench.
05:50 – Maternal Ratings: Why Alan’s mum is the ultimate judge of his "stink" experiments.
07:20 – The "Trumpet" Recording: Analyzing a real-world example of high-volume gas.
08:45 – Guess the Fart: The team tries to mimic the "Missile Fire" sound.
10:30 – Clint’s Live Failure: The high-pressure moment Clint couldn't deliver.
12:15 – Liquid Salad: How a fart-based brand became a legitimate health product.

On The Edge Breakfast, Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with banter about family routines and vote on a 6am throwback “Friday vibe” playlist song. They play a Shakespeare-themed “More or Less,” take calls about cleaning and awkward moments that look suspicious, and discuss Dan filming a coffee-spill reel that made it seem like he was doing the self-deed in his car. EZ Money contestants try for $10,000, and the producer diary recaps the week’s highlights. The episode’s biggest moment is a Truth Booth confession: “Janey” reveals she’s been having an affair with her child’s friend’s mum, prompting discussion about coming out later in life, including a caller sharing her dad came out after meeting a male nurse.

00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter
01:53 Friday Vibe Playlist Vote
14:02 First Caller of the Day
18:50 Naughty 6:40 
23:40 Not What It Looks Like...
27:03 EZ Money 
29:46 Warriors Our Year Hype
34:04 Flex Factor Auditions
39:01 Producer Diary Highlights
43:51 New Music Friday Picks
48:23 Girl Dads Bathroom Debate
57:21 EZ Money Challenge
59:35 Truth Booth 
01:06:40 Coming Out Later Stories