The Edge Breakfast

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday’s Edge Breakfast debating Meg’s ever-earlier toast routine and chatting throwbacks like One Direction and Taylor Swift facts, before a “future reader” disputes on-air predictions about celebrity events and deaths. Meg shares an emotional update about her elderly blind cat Plum going missing for two days and then returning, after Dan and Hannah prayed. The team revives “More or Less” with fast-food stats, reflects on COVID lockdown memories with listener calls, and plays EZ Money with contestants Nicky and Trevor. They judge money-saving habits in “Smart or Stingy,” share almost-famous name stories, do Chuck Norris jokes, and Meg de-influences products like a Dyson vacuum and a Nashi rash shirt. The episode also features a chat with Australian designer Katie Perry after winning a long trademark case against the pop star.

00:00 Show Kickoff Banter
01:41 Throwback Debate
04:23 Linda The Psychic Drops In
06:07 Coffee Catch Up
11:02 More Or Less Returns
15:06 Lockdown Memories
23:09 EZ Money 
25:37 Smart Or Stingy
35:15 Producer Neps Poem
38:48 Last Joke Standing - Chuck Norris
42:06 De-Influencing
48:56 EZ Money 
52:03 Hit The Spot Tribute
56:52 Katy Perry Trademark Chat
01:01:08 Almost Famous Names
01:05:56 Partner Pet Peeves

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off The Edge Breakfast with banter about Dan’s ADHD “vocal stim” catchphrases, then plug $10,000 EZ Money and a one-in-15 draw to win a Harry Styles trip to Sydney. They debate music “pioneers,” talk twins (including mix-ups and a caller who’s a twin truck driver), and joke about schools ditching analog clocks and pen licenses. The team confesses supermarket “pick and mix” code swapping, crosses to Swedish correspondent Sven for a windy weather report, and races to take clothes off fast. Listeners play EZ Money, share partner annoyances and horrible boss stories, and the show launches Small Town News in Gore, revealing the giant trout’s name is Trevor.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
05:31 Twins and Lookalikes
14:06 Kids Are Getting Dumber
17:53 Supermarket Code Cheats
20:56 Sven Storm Report
24:08 Speed Undressing Challenge
26:02 EZ Money With Martha
28:15 Husband’s One Complaint
38:47 Small Town News Gore
42:28 Petrol Queues And All Nighters
50:06 EZ Money 10K Game
54:14 Horrible Bosses Return
01:03:05 Dating Coach Erica - A Little Nudge
01:06:31 Harry Styles Standby Winner

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a Tuesday with Clint back from a Sydney boys’ weekend and a surprise run-in with former host Sophie. The show covers EZ Money attempts at $10,000, Harry Styles ticket draw entries, and a throwback vote. Dan updates the ongoing naked-neighbor bathroom window saga after Hannah’s failed note drop. They discuss a study claiming morning is the best time for sex, a nuclear-war expert saying NZ/Australia could remain viable, and Auckland’s Vogels shortage. Clint shares a tough talk with his 10-year-old about porn after Friends, callers weigh in on sex-ed timing, and they revive calling old contacts from Dan’s phone. The crew debates “most trustworthy” women’s names, plays Clint’s “Dap Chem” remix about Liam Lawson, explores being friends with exes, and finishes with A‑Lister rankings for Billie Eilish, Michael B. Jordan and Liam Neeson.

01:40 Throwback Battle
04:14 Dans Instagram Pity
07:15 Banana Ball Madness
11:06 Naked Neighbors Update
15:06 Naughty 6:40
18:43 Nuclear War Safe Zone
23:01 EZ Money Game
25:22 "The Chat"
36:04 Dans Phone Contacts...
39:41 Auckland Vogels Shortage
42:47 Trustworthy Names Debate
50:38 EZ Money
52:56 Dap Chem Song Premiere
57:27 Best Friends With Exes
01:06:15 Harry Styles Flyaway Draw
01:08:12 A Lister List

Clint's away, so Cal joins Meg and Dan on The Edge Breakfast for a chaotic catch-up covering Liam Lawson’s tough F1 weekend, a Warriors win, and a throwback music vote. Cal reveals he tints his eyebrows, leading to an on-air mascara mishap, and the team debates showering together, shower-cleaning habits, and “most trustworthy” names after listener horror stories about Kyles, James' and Davids. Meg shares advice-seeking concerns about explaining their elderly cat Plum’s decline to her young daughter. They also launch the Harry Styles Australia trip draw, discuss Ryan Gosling’s changing look, and Dan’s dilemma of repeatedly seeing new neighbours nude through a bathroom window.

00:00 Show Kickoff and Cal Joins
01:31 Throwback Battle
04:06 Cal’s Eyebrow Tint Disaster
07:25 Scandal Ryan Gosling Face Work
11:33 Showering Together Debate
15:05 First Call of the Day
18:08 EZ Money
21:16 Most Trustworthy Names Debate
27:25 Talking Kids Through Pet Loss
32:33 Things We Love Segment
36:14 How Often Clean Shower
42:42 EZ Money 
44:31 Harry Styles Ticket Draw
47:06 Naked Neighbor Dilemma
56:28 Chalamet Opera Controversy
01:04:05 Whatcha Got

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday’s Edge Breakfast with banter about delayed 40th plans, a chaotic golf round and what’s coming up, including EZ Money and International Women’s Day. They premiere new Harry Styles music and Meg reviews his album, then share a “sharpen your axe” productivity story. The show spirals into book smut talk, password struggles and a debate about not knowing what’s real online as AI gets better. Dan admits he avoids using his home toilet and even resorted to peeing in a bottle. EZ Money contestants Natalie and a shower-ready Gemma take their shot at $10,000. AI “turns” Meg into a singer for a Celine Dion song—badly—before Meg closes with an International Women’s Day poem honoring overlooked women in history.

00:00 Friday Show Kickoff
02:20 New Harry Styles Drop
05:16 Sharpen Your Axe Story
06:39 BookTok Smut Scandal
10:16 First Call Reading Tips
13:36 Naughty 6:40
18:39 Harry Styles Album Picks
22:42 EZ Money
27:31 Poll: Can You Trust AI
35:24 AI Voice Experiment Tease
35:35 Producer Diary Highlights
40:17 Hillary Duff Bluff Game
45:52 Password Forgetting Chaos
51:02 EZ Money Nude Attempt
54:50 AI Makes Meg Sing
01:02:57 International Womens Day Poem