The Edge Breakfast

From Clint's bizarre earlobe fetish and an audit of his cringe-worthy early Instagram posts to Sven panicking over a French condom recall mid-holiday, here are the best 8 bits from Clint, Meg & Dan this week.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a packed Edge Breakfast: Dan’s off to golf, Bruno Mars tickets are up for grabs and Harrison’s New York interview with Bruno Mars plays, plus Feisty Bestie gets listeners into the Olivia Dean draw. The team dives into GTA VI’s Netflix gameplay showcase with Meg’s husband Guy from Extremely Casual Gamers, vents in “Things We Hate,” and plays Easy Money for $1,000. They crown the best “Up the Wahs,” unpack the Imposters twist, share DIY workarounds, laugh at a weatherman’s on-air giggles, and debut Meg’s AI-assisted Flat Idol song to inspire flats to enter.

00:00 Morning Banter Golf Plans

03:07 Bamboo Sheets Explained

05:48 Festy Bestie Calls

11:51 Things We Hate Vent

17:36 Overthinkers Fight Debate

21:07 Easy Money Letter K

23:29 Imposters Truth Reveal

27:36 US Visa Social Media Roast

31:32 Producers Diary Highlights

36:05 GTA VI Netflix Buzz

37:56 Guy Reviews Gameplay

41:21 DIY Household Workarounds

49:44 Easy Money Round

52:01 Wahs Wars Showdown

55:58 Bruno Mars Interview

01:01:13 Weatherman Giggles Clip

01:04:09 Flat Idol AI Song

The team opens up the mailbag to confront a listener named Logan from Taupo who claims Dan sleeps with a nightlight in a single bed, leading to an intense, live call-out. Things take a wild turn when the crew debates proper urinal etiquette (featuring fly stickers and football goal cakes) before diving into a horrifying "topdecking" flatting story.

Plus, Melbourne listener Tatiana calls out Dan's use of the word "babe" and reminds everyone of Clint’s infamous, cringe-inducing spice rub jingle. Meg, Dan, and Clint relive the time Meg bought 60 jars of fancy meat rub for just 7 cents each, leading to a hilarious live jingle showdown. Finally, the trio plays another round of Guess the Fart and caps off the episode with Meg's AI-generated R&B track!

Clint, Meg and Dan dive into the topics that weren't quite fit for air today...

What starts as a casual chat about global retirement ages and recent celebrity deaths quickly spirals into a dark debate on how they want to go out, David Bowie's post-mortem album drops, and why Dan believes he’s guaranteed entry into heaven.

Plus, the crew reads out some of the most unhinged, explicit, and aggressive listener texts Meg received during the live show, including an unforgettable 8-inch anatomical insult. Finally, they draft a group celebrity hit list: if you fight a famous person and win, you get all their net worth. 

Clint, Meg, and Dan kick off with teasing about Clint’s old “cringe” social media posts and U.S. ESTA social handle checks, then dive into neighborhood cat drama as Clint’s neutered, “gay” cat Kimi is still blamed for kittens. They share Overthinkers Podcast highlights on life mottos and Dan’s chaotic quote collection, plus talk birds-and-bees chats and AI answering kids’ questions. The show covers Tim Curry’s death at 80, Meta’s U.S. teen time limits, an unclaimed $20.1m Lotto ticket, and a wild Price Is Right winner. Games include Easy Money, “10 but” dating flaws, Wahs Wars “Up the Wahs,” and Impostor.

00:00 Cringe Social Media Roast

02:00 Gay Cat 

04:40 Overthinkers Mottos

08:39 Scandal Tim Curry Tribute

11:19 First Call Aqua Drivers

14:50 Naughty 640 

23:56 Easy Money Letter H

26:05 Shes A 10 But Flaws

34:18 Up the Wahs Contest

39:21 Scandal Celebrity Deaths

41:36 News Radar Meta and Lotto

45:23 Love Is Blind Music Joke

53:28 Easy Money Challenge

55:10 Impostor Truth Revealed

01:02:48 Books by Boomers Advice

01:06:21 Flats Idol Song Challenge

01:09:38 Cringe Social Media Audit

On today’s episode of The Overthinkers, the crew dives deep into Dolly’s classic interview responses, comparing their own life philosophies to the queen of country herself.

From wildly specific definitions of perfect happiness (ranging from precise pizza-cooling times to bath salts in sensitive places) to deeply concerning death fantasies involving burning buildings and drug benders, no topic is off-limits. The gang debates the most overrated virtues, dissects their worst personal traits, and trades Nerf bullet penalties for bad jokes and questionable quotes. Plus, Clint names a very unexpected Hollywood hero, and Dan tries (and fails) to compare his comedic genius to Ricky Gervais.

Clint, Meg and Dan cover Aussie chart rules limiting AI-made songs and debate what counts as AI in music. They share banter and personal stories, then report breaking news that Dolly Parton has died at 80, with tributes and context about her health, legacy and songwriting. The show runs giveaways for Olivia Dean tickets and plays Easy Money, where callers narrowly miss $1,000. They revisit CJ’s surprising plan to bring his wife and ex to a concert and open the phones on unusual relationships. Segments include a police chase where officers commandeer an Uber, Dan’s mistaken-identity haircut story, Wahs Wars “Up the Wahs” contest, and Erica from A Little Nudge advising on a date who demanded a refund, plus listener cheapskate date stories.

00:00 Breakfast Kickoff

00:11 AI Music Chart Rules

01:12 Puerto Rico Throwback

04:10 Dan And The Pie Man

06:36 Dolly Parton Dies

09:46 Scandal 

11:19 Dan Mistaken Identity

14:25 Tip Cafe Soup Debate

15:53 Uber Cop Chase Story

19:28 Olivia Dean Callers

22:52 Easy Money Game

27:37 Weird Relationships Callout

34:08 Clints Facebook Roast

38:44 Alyssa Grace Interview

42:50 Wahs Wars Begins

48:39 Easy Money Letter N

50:40 Imposter Tease Returns

01:00:40 Boxer Slit Mystery

01:11:47 Dating Refund Text

01:12:44 Who Pays On Dates

The gang is in full chaotic force today, keeping track of studio wins and losses with a high-stakes Nerf bullet reward system, though Meg is pretty sure it’s just an excuse for Clint and Dan to gang up on her. Dan spills the awkward details of his latest barber trip, where his hairstylist couldn't place his face and ended up guessing everything from a 45-year-old school teacher to a West Auckland tip worker, completely missing his radio fame.

Things devolve quickly from there into an outrageous round of "Would You Rather," touching on passing marble-sized kidney stones versus popping a softball, grandfathers groaning in the night, and horrific hotel revenge stories involving midnight farts and pillow pranks at Electric Ave.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s 6am Breakfast with talk of truck drivers, lotto winnings, and a near “Night at the Museum” moment after accidentally staying past closing at MOTAT. The show dives into a global penis-length ranking where New Zealand places 16th, ahead of Australia, then covers Zara Larsson laughing onstage at a crowd choreography trend. They chat unusual fetishes after a Harry Potter actor earns money on OnlyFans with hair-focused content, take calls on weaponized incompetence in relationships, and check in with Swedish correspondent Sven about a condom recall in France. Other segments include Easy Money, The Impostor celebrity story debate, social media checks for a US trip, standout work perks, and an A/B/C-list ranking of Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, and Cindy Crawford.

02:18 MOTAT After Hours Mishap

05:32 NZ Penis Rankings Reveal

09:30 Zara Larsson Crowd Chaos

11:38 First Call Kimmy Spotlight

15:35 Harry Potter OnlyFans Twist

19:09 Weird Fetishes and Earlobes

21:48 Listener Fetish Confessions

24:29 Easy Money Letter R

25:12 Ella Plays The Game

26:58 Weaponized Incompetence Debate

30:48 Texts And Callers Confess

34:11 Sven On Faulty Condoms

39:16 Canceled Concert Pivot

40:42 Hit The Spot Alex Warren

42:43 Unreal Work Perks

50:30 Easy Money Challenge

52:53  Impostor Setup

01:01:13 Social Media Visa Check

01:06:08 A Lister List Returns

Clint, Meg and Dan break down the high-stakes office game sweeping their show: Nerf Bullets. Between accusations of Webby rigging the scoreboard, dipped Marmite bullets, and a high-stress "Happy Hour" tactic, the team tries to establish order before the entire workplace falls apart.

Plus, the mailbag brings up hot debate topics: Do gym mirrors actually trick men into thinking they're swole while trying to force women into gym memberships? Meg gets an unexpectedly specific DM from a cosmetic clinic in Turkey that makes her evaluate her own smile, Clint reveals his family's genetic eye surgery plans, and Dan pitches a truly horrifying nose-to-dick surgical swap