Jared kicks off a classic three-email Mailbag Monday from the road before diving into the good stuff. First up: a listener nine months into a serious relationship asks how to handle two persistent guy texters (one old flame, one married coworker); Jared recommends a graceful “text breakup” to clear space for the new relationship. Then he dismantles the TikTok mantra “date them till you hate them,” arguing that ignoring $5 problems only turns them into $1,000 blowups have the small talks early. Next, an in-law dining dilemma: a mother-in-law who always asks to move tables; his move is tactical detachment, go “wash your hands,” don’t sit until the seating czar approves, and stop treating preferences like moral crimes. He also shares updates on the Table for One tour, a finished special, a finished book, and the daily 20-minute minimum promise. Quick, candid, and just the right amount of chaotic.

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In this episode of the JTrain Podcast, Jared dives into the latest in pop culture, reality TV, and celebrity news. From Paige DeSorbo leaving Summerhouse for bigger opportunities to John Cryer’s salary compared to Charlie Sheen’s, Jared breaks down the business side of fame. He also covers Pete Davidson’s admiration for Machine Gun Kelly, Bobby Bones’ controversial Dancing with the Stars win, and Colin Farrell’s live TV slip. Plus, there’s buzz around Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco’s rumored wedding and Nick Cannon’s raw comments on fatherhood. Tune in for sharp takes, unexpected insights, and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Matthew Brousard is on the podcast this week! What started as a delta lounge complaint, got him an invite to an impromptu recording of a Chit Chat Wednesday! They kick things off by debating the Delta Sky Club water spout sign, which sparks a full spiral into germs, paper cups, and Jared’s nostalgia for the big Aquafina bottles. Matthew also opens up about his early stand-up insecurities, comparing himself to comics with “weird” material while he stuck to dating stories, and how success with mainstream crowds eventually proved his lane had value. From there, the conversation winds through money, bragging, and career strategy, before shifting to Matthew’s wordplay obsession. Jared even puts him to the test with a live pun challenge, making for a segment that feels part game show and part Chappelle-style punchline reveal. It is an episode full of laughs, insecurities turned lessons, and a reminder that even the silliest complaints or the corniest puns can spark the best conversations.

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On this week’s fiery Ticked Off Tuesday, Jared kicks things off with complaints about self-righteous bicyclists and a gym class clown who won’t stop flirting. Then it’s on to listener gripes, including a nightmare Ibiza trip with penny-pinching friends, the curse of well-meaning in-laws who gift the wrong coffee maker, and locker rooms so hot you need another shower after your shower. Jared riffs on it all with his signature mix of laughs and honesty. If you’ve ever been annoyed by receipts, relatives, or paper bags with no handles, this episode is for you!

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This week on the JTrain Podcast, Jared kicks off another legendary Mailbag Monday from sunny Delray Beach! We hear from a 26-year-old crushing on her much older coworker and another email from a long-distance romance that got shady thanks to a poolside sunglass reflection. Along the way, Jared riffs on awkward charity gigs, why “support” feels like a weird word, and the grand circle jerk of podcast promo codes. As always, it is candid, relatable, and laugh-out-loud funny!

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This week on the JTrain Podcast, Jared is caffeinated, crammed into a tiny NYC hotel room, and ready to riff through Page Six headlines! From debating Instagram followers who mysteriously expect him to knock on their door, to declaring himself the “anti-death scroll” podcaster, he’s in rare form. He breaks down the shocker that Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul will be the next Bachelorette, calling it a Cinderella-with-spice money move. Along the way, Jared dishes on Kendall Jenner swapping runways for home design, royal butlers oversharing, and Selena Gomez clapping back at body shamers. Throw in some sponsors, Omaha steaks, and his travel plans, and you’ve got yourself another Pop Culture Thursday classic.

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It’s Chit Chat Wednesday on the JTrain podcast, and Jared welcomes back resident gambling sage “Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Thunder Dan” for their annual futures-fest from Delray Beach. They roast Week 1 overreactions, nerd out on lines versus “the public,” and circle a spicy Saints-Cardinals spread that has Jared dreaming of home-dog glory. Thunder Dan dishes season-long takes, including Bills buzz, Chiefs skepticism, and Ravens versus Steelers drama while explaining how he balances dad life with a fall full of football (hint: shared apps, not solo dinners). The boys also swap friend-group Sunday strategies, from bar crawls to a literal TV party boat, and play a delightful “Who You Got?” for game-day personalities you love to loathe. Locks, long shots such as Lamar rushing over or KC to miss the playoffs, and a sprinkle of Jordan Love MVP delusion round out a breezy, belly-laugh episode you can bet on.

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Jared kicks off from Delray Beach with a special Ticked Off Tuesday that doubles as a free sample of his Coffee with JTrain episodes, complete with a wild, full-circle saga about buying a car. The episode blends personal storytelling with the usual mix of listener gripes and sponsor breaks. This week’s complaints cover engagement gifts that trigger endless thank-you notes and guest-list pressure, a 45-minute Staples print fiasco, the pain of saving a solo seat with no one to guard your stuff, and wedding DJs blasting breakup bops like “Mr. Brightside.” It’s classic JTrain, agreeing with your complaint, making you feel seen, and laughing through the chaos!

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Jared is coming to you live from Delray Beach for Mailbag Monday! He sets the vibe with tour shoutouts for Winnipeg and Kansas City, plus a push to catch the weekly stand-up on YouTube. He teases a chaotic car buying saga for later this week, then jumps into emails with coffee in hand and peak football season feelings. First up, a listener drowning in her in-laws' family group chat wants a graceful exit without starting a war. Then a 35-year-old asks why Hinge matches are suddenly leading with friends with benefits and whether it is a trend or her profile. Finally, a marriage on shaky trust after an emotional affair spirals over a mysterious laptop photo and what real repair should look like.

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Get ready to riff with Jared on another Pop Culture Thursday direct from Delray Beach! Fueled by coffee and headlines, JTrain dives into the week’s juiciest Page Six stories, whether it’s Taylor Swift engagement gossip, Dancing with the Stars casting chaos, or the Kardashian parenting police. Expect tangents, playful cynicism, and a few “just ooze, baby” moments along the way. Jared also drops tour updates (Winnipeg, Tampa, and beyond!), plugs his Patreon diary, and of course, dishes on why Jennifer Aniston’s “optimism” isn’t really skincare. It’s your weekly brain-melt of laughs, hot takes, and headlines that sound way spicier than the actual news.

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