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In this episode we talk about what the Renee Good/the ICE situation happening in Minnesota means for racialize communities. On a lighter note, we give some SUGAA about how to prioritize your sexual health and role play how to talk to your partner about their dirty nails (because love and hygiene matter). We're also Putting You on Strap Game to Cat Burns’ new album- get your tissues ready! Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for weekly episodes centered on queer culture, dating, self-growth, and community.0:00:38 - Welcome back to Episode 20:01:14 - Femme Top Icks: Renee Good, Ice, Black fatigue 0:45:55 - Put you on strap game- Can Burns How to Be Human 0:56:06 - SUGAA - Dirty Nail Intervention 1:00:00 - Something good- Audience DMs

1-2-3 Release Em! We're back for Season 3! In this episode we talk about all the queer stories and nonsense we missed. From the creepy stud-stitute teacher who was fired on her first day, RHOA Porsha's new girlfriend, Nicki Minaj tap dancing for Turning Point USA, and Neace Robinson, the stud funeral singer who stole our hearts. 0:00 Intro Clip 1:16 Welcome to Season 3 2:02 Stories we missed 2:24 1-2-3 Release em! Funeral Stud 7:05 "Stud"-stitute Teacher Gets Fired9:45 RHOA Porsha Williams Pops Out with Lesbian GF14:15 Tammy Roman shames lesbian daughter16:41 Nicki Minaj's Maga Mixtape19:45 Femme Top-Icks We're Leaving in '2543:30 SUGAA 59:40 Put you on Strap Game: Mrs & Mrs1:05:25 Rider Shout Outs1:10:00 Tell Me Something GoodBe sure to check out and support Mrs and Mrs!!!‪@MrsHeavenGrace‬ https://www.instagram.com/mrsandmrs__...   / @mrsheavengrace   https://www.themrsandmrs.comLet us know your thoughts on this week's episode. Like, share, comment!! Let us know what you want to see from your Gay Aunties this season!!

It's the Season 2 finale and we're getting real with the femme topic today.We cover the interesting obsession with studs (black masculine presenting lesbians) by comedian and influencer, Druski. Is this obsession with studs weird? Is it genuine appreciation? Or are we too woke?New Name Alert!!! SUGAA (Solicited/Unsolicited Gay Auntie Advice): This week, we are talking about emotional manipulation, healing from a breakup, and energy cleansing!! Where our witches at??!!! Get ready to ride on your opps when Aurea Puts You On Strap Game to Chicago rapper Cosmo JuggaKnotts. And we close out the season with something new from our Artist in Residence, ksst, the Talk Us Through It Award, and some water-sign ahh feelings. We love you. Thank you for RIDING with us. Stay Strapped for more to come!Cosmo JuggaKnotts on IG: https://www.instagram.com/cosmoknotts...Cosmo JuggaKnotts "Choppa Talk" on Spotify: https://spotify.link/YXpCFZskuXbCosmo JuggaKnotts "Dumbass" on Spotify: https://spotify.link/yjQSlMwkuXbCosmo JuggaKnotts "Swisher" on Youtube:    • Live From The Hive: KariTYB x COSMO JUGGAK...  See CosmoJuggaKnotts LIVE: https://l.instagram.com/?u=https%3A%2...For those in the NYC area in need of some reiki, check out the NYC POC Healing Circle on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nycpocheali...Support the Strapdown on Patreon and get uncensored episodes, bonus content, and more!:   / thestrapdownpodcast  

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This week we give some tips, tricks, and personal experiences with femme for femme flirting. We give some Solicited Auntie Advice to a listener entering their ho-phase, Put You on Strap Game to Asiahn's Queer R&B masterpiece album "Free", and give out our first "Talk You Through It Award" for the best comment we got this week!

Femme Topics: Femme for Femme Flirting

Auntie Advice: How to navigate your Queer Ho Phase, ethically

Put You On Strap Game:  ⁨@iamasiahn⁩  's album Free

This week, Aurea and Sheria talk about the lack of Black lesbian romantic representation, talk about having compassion for the unmotivated sapphics, and give some advice about how to take a decent kitty pic, and how to go from casual dating to something more serious

Plus Aurea Puts You On StrapGame to women-owned sports bar, Wilka's and sports apparel shop playasociety.com . Also an epic update from Artist in Residence, ksst.

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In this episode's Femme Topics we talk about the very tragic demise of patriot martyr Charles W. Kirkland. We discuss our very different feelings on the matter, ask why Jennifer Coolidge, Selma Blair, and Kristin Chenowith felt safe revealing the real face of "gay icons", untangle Gen Z mayo boy nihilism, tell you why that little lesbian Dean Withers was really crying, and lament that none of this will bring us true liberation.

We also give some SOLICITED Auntie Advice to a listener trying to keep her Long Distance Relationship strong, Put You On Strap Game to the new Hemlocke Springs single and video, relive some Black lesbian joy from our time at Gladys Books & Wine, and share an art update from StrapDown Artist In Residence, ksst along with a metatextual response from our first Patreon subscriber Cassie.

This week we cover the conservative-friendly YN recently cast on SNL, why the dumbest parents are crashing out over Teacher Robi, and give some solicited advice to a Black trans femme looking for love in *checks notes* North Dakota?

We also Put You On Strap Game to innit Zendaya R&b singer Ama Lou, call Sheria out for stealing, show off Artist in Residence ksst's new artwork, and celebrate our first Patreon subscriber, Cassie!

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This week we sigh in collective black lesbian resignation at the latest shenanigans from Raven Symone's wife, talk about Snoop's harrowing Lightyear experience and ask why homophobic rappers make lesbian bangers, and give some unsolicited Auntie Advice to a Redditor whose fatphobia is keeping them from being attracted to their girlfriend.

Plus we Put You On Strap Game to Durand Bernarr's album, Bloom and share more important political fan art from our Artist In Residence, ksst.

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This week we talk about Betty Who's nonsense screed about the alphabet mafia on the Made it Out Podcast, give some unsolicited advice to a redditor whose girlfriend doesn't drink water, and shout out Tubi and some incredibly moving fan art we received in our email.

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This week, Aurea and Sheria discuss whether we should be worried about losing gay marriage rights, give some unsolicited advice about how to split finances in a Queer relationship when one is struggling and the other is making good money, we Put You On Strap Game to  ⁨@amandamaryanna⁩  's new short film, Sugar Honey and celebrate the hero who threw a hero at that ICE agent.

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