Hey betchhh! We’re back on the wiiiiireless January 22! In the meantime, get a load of this:

• A zoo in China have been forced to deny that one of its bears is a human in a costume. Because of the way it stands and the folds in its fur, it looks like a person in a costume.

• Martha Stewart is on a zodiac cruise of the east coast of Greenland and has admitted to capturing a small iceberg to use as cocktail ice for the night. The cocktail was posted in a carousel of photos, with Martha smiling and displaying the drink with the piece of iceberg sitting on a cart beside her. Some people questioned if taking the iceberg is good for the environment. Martha is currently on an upmarket zodiac cruise where she’s been inside an Icelandic volcano, travelled to Sky Lagoon and sailed to Denmark.

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