We’re talking Tinder weirdos (yes, even millionaires looking for “breeders”), a sad dinner showdown that somehow birthed a Midori trifle, and the wild story of Steve Jobs refusing to sign autographs… except when he actually did. Plus, in Glossy’s: Britney claps back, Rosie O’Donnell drags Ellen, Jeremy Clarkson loses his pants, and fresh tea on Taylor’s wedding plans. Oh, and Victoria Beckham’s finally letting Netflix in on the spice.

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