Joel has finally discovered Kill Bill and he’s completely obsessed we’re all very proud of him for catching up to 2003. We meet a guinea pig who’s living more luxuriously than most of us, and McDonald’s reckons working under the golden arches actually makes Aussies more employable. Ellen DeGeneres is copping fresh claims from a former cameraman about her jealousy over Portia, while Mark Zuckerberg is driving his neighbours nuts with constant construction but tried to fix it by giving them noise-cancelling headphones. And Keli Holiday dropped in for Quick Draw — and even gave Abbie Chatfield a big dose of love.

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