Today we inspected Nick Jonas’ nipples and honestly we’re still not sure if they’re real or plastic. KFC paid tribute to their longest running staffer after her passing and the Colonel would definitely approve. We revisited what went into our school lunchboxes, from hard boiled eggs to choc chip cookies. Sting’s old Police bandmates are taking him to court over Every Breath You Take, which is a bit awkward for a wedding song. In the Glossys, Snoop Dogg’s copping it for slamming Lightyear and we wrapped it all up with the Alabama governor belting out one of the biggest burps ever heard in politics.

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