Taylor Swift’s dropping a brand-new album in October, and we’ve already cleared our playlists. Ricki’s been busy critiquing how Tim and Joel walk after seeing a New Yorker roast strangers in the street. A student’s taken petty to bridal levels by making an entire wedding dress out of divorce papers. We ask: what did you do drunk that changed your life? — one listener’s answer was so wild it changed their entire sexuality. And Guy Sebastian pops in smelling incredible and spilling on his new album, old World Idol mates, and why his son might be the next big thing.

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