Today we kicked off with burgers taking over the world, and yes, Australia flexed with three making GQ’s top 15. Charrd in Melbourne, The Gidley and Next Door in Sydney were all bringing the beef heat, with Neil Perry’s place taking the crown as the highest-ranked Aussie burger. Whoopi finally spoke up about Jimmy Kimmel on The View, reminding us that no one silences her, while over 400 celebrities signed a petition to get Jimmy back on air after his suspension. We also had a holy wine chugging moment, Byron Schlenker showing off the world’s largest tongue, and Sherri Shepherd spilling salary tea from her The View days. Travis’ mum is on a mission, Matty Healy crowd surfed at Charli xcx’s wedding, and Ibiza clubs are selling fake receipts for €10,000 so you can “look rich” without the hangover. Absolute chaos, betch.

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