We’re back and firing with hot takes and questionable facts. Mario and Peach are not dating (awkies), Elon’s Tesla Diner is falling apart and apparently being bilingual makes you richer, smarter and hotter. We also found out millennials are officially the drunkest generation (cheers to that), Gen Z are sipping soda, and yes, there’s a real fish called an Assfish.

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