From mascots losing their heads to chopping boards that could kill your dinner party vibes — we covered it all today. Brad revealed Tim’s ancestry results and let’s just say… he’s more Irish than he ever knew and there’s even a Viking toe in the mix. Fifth Harmony shocked everyone with a surprise reunion, Taylor Swift smashed yet another record, and we asked the big one: where did he break up with you? Spoiler — Brisbane’s got some hot spots for heartbreak.

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