We’ve got world records, fries gone wrong, and some seriously wild glossy goss. A Kiwi mum is running barefoot on LEGO (on purpose), while a cheapskate date is sending Venmo requests for half the chips. Teddy Swims is locked in for the NRL Grand Final, Taylor & Travis are celebrating steak, and Catherine Zeta-Jones is eyeing up the next generation of fans. Plus — elephants are literally hijacking sugar cane trucks in Thailand, a kid overheard way too much from his parents’ bedroom, and we play the most frustrating emoji game yet.

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