Ricki has three unexplained ailments she needs answers on: sore hair where the follicles ache if she doesn't blow dry immediately, randomly muffled ears despite having clinically perfect hearing, and tiny patches of skin that hurt for no reason and then disappear. We open the phones and Sydney delivers: a listener gets intensely itchy feet and scalp when stressed, Tim scratches his face in meetings which apparently means he wants to leave, and a man's ears turn bright red when he's happy. Nobody has any answers. A doctor has not been consulted. We are all fine.

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