If you can’t afford Taylor Swift concert tickets, why not get a job as Taylor Swift’s security guard?!  That’s exactly what Davis Perrigo did, just in time to see the Eras tour.  Then, he went viral for singing every word to every song while on the job. So how did he get hired? Why was he FIRED? What does he think about all the attention he’s getting from thirsty AF Swifties? Jessi is phoning the world’s fakest security guard (and biggest viral star) to find out.  Plus! Vanderpump Rules is over, so crack a White Claw as Jessi relives the emotional abuse. Then Bill Murray is dating Kelis? Jennifer Lawrence is JUST LIKE US, Madonna is vulgar and Jessi reveals her dark past as a naked sushi model. Wax your sashimi and enjoy!  Oh and Jessi is waiting with baited breath for your voicemail: 323-448-0068 (or DM her a voice memo!)<hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

If you can’t afford Taylor Swift concert tickets, why not get a job as Taylor Swift’s security guard?! That’s exactly what Davis Perrigo did, just in time to see the Eras tour. Then, he went viral for singing every word to every song while on the job. So how did he get hired? Why was he FIRED? What does he think about all the attention he’s getting from thirsty AF Swifties? Jessi is phoning the world’s fakest security guard (and biggest viral star) to find out. Plus! Vanderpump Rules is over, so crack a White Claw as Jessi relives the emotional abuse. Then Bill Murray is dating Kelis? Jennifer Lawrence is JUST LIKE US, Madonna is vulgar and Jessi reveals her dark past as a naked sushi model. Wax your sashimi and enjoy! Oh and Jessi is waiting with baited breath for your voicemail: 323-448-0068 (or DM her a voice memo!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you can’t afford Taylor Swift concert tickets, why not get a job as Taylor Swift’s security guard?!&nbsp; That’s exactly what Davis Perrigo did, just in time to see the Eras tour.&nbsp; Then, he went viral for singing every word to every song while on the job. So how did he get hired? Why was he FIRED? What does he think about all the attention he’s getting from thirsty AF Swifties? Jessi is phoning the world’s fakest security guard (and biggest viral star) to find out.&nbsp; Plus! Vanderpump Rules is over, so crack a White Claw as Jessi relives the emotional abuse. Then Bill Murray is dating Kelis? Jennifer Lawrence is JUST LIKE US, Madonna is vulgar and Jessi reveals her dark past as a naked sushi model. Wax your sashimi and enjoy!&nbsp; Oh and Jessi is waiting with baited breath for your voicemail: 323-448-0068 (or DM her a voice memo!) Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

White Claw is My Boyfriend with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard

Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture.&nbsp;But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&amp;# is Bhad Bhabie?&nbsp;She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The Real Housewives, a straight man who knows about sports, or the only person she could find who actually got Taylor Swift tickets.&nbsp; The conversations might last three minutes or the entire episode. They can be deep or&nbsp;petty, but they’ll all be eye-opening and HILARIOUS.&nbsp;New episodes drop EVERY THURSDAY wherever you get your podcasts! And if you read this entire description, you’re pretty much obligated to CLICK SUBSCRIBE and leave a 5 STAR REVIEW! LEAVE JESSI A VOICEMAIL: 323-448-0068FOLLOW JESSI: @jessicruickshank <hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

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Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture. But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&# is Bhad Bhabie? She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The Real Housewives, a straight man who knows about sports, or the only person she could find who actually got Taylor Swift tickets.  The conversations might last three minutes or the entire episode. They can be deep or petty, but they’ll all be eye-opening and HILARIOUS. New episodes drop EVERY THURSDAY wherever you get your podcasts! And if you read this entire description, you’re pretty much obligated to CLICK SUBSCRIBE and leave a 5 STAR REVIEW! LEAVE JESSI A VOICEMAIL: 323-448-0068 FOLLOW JESSI: @jessicruickshank Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture.&nbsp;But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&amp;# is Bhad Bhabie?&nbsp;She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The Real Housewives, a straight man who knows about sports, or the only person she could find who actually got Taylor Swift tickets.&nbsp; The conversations might last three minutes or the entire episode. They can be deep or&nbsp;petty, but they’ll all be eye-opening and HILARIOUS.&nbsp;New episodes drop EVERY THURSDAY wherever you get your podcasts! And if you read this entire description, you’re pretty much obligated to CLICK SUBSCRIBE and leave a 5 STAR REVIEW! LEAVE JESSI A VOICEMAIL: 323-448-0068FOLLOW JESSI: @jessicruickshank Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

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