Listeners call in with their best life hacks: dress the kids in tomorrow's clothes before bed, buy everything from The Iconic on Afterpay, try it all on at home and return what you don't like without spending a cent, pour sand on the yellow line at the beach so the parking inspector can't see it, and take exhausted kids to the movies so you can sleep while they watch. Also: sardines are apparently the new skincare trend replacing salmon sperm facials, which is an upgrade. And Ricki says vampire in a way that is completely normal and we will not be relitigating this.

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