We kick off the show chatting about bride and grooms doing runners. And Joel shares a story about doing a runner from a one-night stand. Then Kate blitzes through a list of incredible stories of leaving people at the altar. We hear from a listener who told us the crazy story about leaving her boyfriend after he proposed at Jerry Springer The Musical.

Tim announces that his mate Yungblud aka Dom will be popping in to play a round of Joel Jivin’! Then Joel brings a “don’t-touch-that” story to the show. A woman was YELLED AT by the Queen’s guard after she touched a horses reins. It was a big day in the Glossy’s, Britney Spears reportedly re-recorded Tiny Dancer with Elton John. The Eurovision Song Contest will be held in the UK instead of Ukraine next year. Adele has announced her latest Las Vegas residency dates. And Sam Fender announces an Australian tour. We debate about whether to call the week. We cover a bit of Shark Week, and in news that nobody wanted to hear: Elon Musk revealed he “hasn’t had sex for ages”. The boys tease Kate about wanting to date Elon. Then Yungblud drops by for a chat AND to play a round of Joel Jivin’.

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