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Claire
You keep a note pad by the phone so you can take notes about your drunk dialings, but then you can't read your handwriting
You're now sober but want to wear a sign on your shirt that says you are enjoying a piece of gum to merely blow bubbles, not to cover up the vodka smell
Caleb
You buy canned beer so you can hide it in your bag without anybody hearing the glass clinks
Simone
If you log into MyFitnessPal as soon as you wake up...to log in the calories of the 8 double whiskeys you'll be drinking later...to know how much not to eat today.
Shane
If after a night of drinking an entire 26er of scotch, the only thing you can think of is "what am I going to drink today?"
Brian in KC, MO
You might be an alcoholic if it's your turn to be the DD, so before the baseball game you pound beers at the tailgate before the game hoping it carries you through to the end of the game....but then the game gets rained out in the 5th inning and you are still too drunk to drive home.
This episode was brought to you by Sober Nation.
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Claire
You keep a note pad by the phone so you can take notes about your drunk dialings, but then you can't read your handwriting
You're now sober but want to wear a sign on your shirt that says you are enjoying a piece of gum to merely blow bubbles, not to cover up the vodka smell
Caleb
You buy canned beer so you can hide it in your bag without anybody hearing the glass clinks
Simone
If you log into MyFitnessPal as soon as you wake up...to log in the calories of the 8 double whiskeys you'll be drinking later...to know how much not to eat today.
Shane
If after a night of drinking an entire 26er of scotch, the only thing you can think of is "what am I going to drink today?"
Brian in KC, MO
You might be an alcoholic if it's your turn to be the DD, so before the baseball game you pound beers at the tailgate before the game hoping it carries you through to the end of the game....but then the game gets rained out in the 5th inning and you are still too drunk to drive home.
This episode was brought to you by Sober Nation.
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